Saturday, April 4, 2009

Speedcat HollyCats Bowl of Wisdom

Fortune teller Speedcat tells yoos the big bad truth oragami
When traveling through the universal portals of the sublime and trans-plane drifts, you must look into the inner beacon of truth to find pure and subtle knowledge. Master Hollycat is here to enlighten, and teach blog travellers of Earth and Universe.

Do not waste your time looking for answers regarding the meaning of life. It means what ever you want it to mean .... boliboliboli

To seek is to find - NOT TRUE. To find what you seek is pure chance, so enjoy the day at hand.

TO MEN: Be alluring to women with subtle confidence and gentle power.

TO WOMEN: Be alluring to men by having nice hair

TO EUNUCHS: Get some balls dude

A writers sword is the pen, and that is why they are mighty ... unless they are out of ink.

The center of the Universe is in Annandale. Spend the weekend there to cleanse your spirit and colons. Having five pounds of undigested meat in your bowel causes irritability and languidity.

meditation with weedCreate a dream book, and add all topics into your posts when blogging. You will seem creative and gain high page rank.

Meditate daily for 12 hours and you will be homeless with or without a recession ... but you will be at peace in your cardboard box.

Having animals in the house is productive for the soul, unless you own cheetahs. They will destroy the carpet by constantly running through their living room at 70 miles per hour. You will also see spots quite a bit. Get a dog or baboon ....

Early to bed, early to rise, will make one tired, nervous, and hungry for pancakes.

Smile more, all the time, every day, every hour. The cheek wrinkles will give the illusion of intellect and wisdom -
which is nice
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