Water Cowboy

As many of you know, I was very busy this week at my new job. I was hired at the Hollydale Lake fishing area and beach as a Water Cowboy .

A dream job? ... well, YES. Everyone wants to be a cowboy. Add water to the mix and you gots some roootin tooten good time wranglin`!
I mostly create a lot of noise and move the fish in closer to shore for the anglers that do not own boats. The kids on the dock love it too, because they throw spit-balls and taunt me with there OHHH SO FUNNY jokes.

Sadly, Friday was my last day. I made 600 dollars in five days, yet spent 700 on sunscreen. Water Cowboy loose money ... Water Cowboy not happy with that. Also, I have no hair left below my chest. Sunfish been nibblin me down like a block of wood in a Parrot cage. My swim trunks are ruined, and I had to wait till dark to get out of the water on my last day. Have you ever been in a bath too long? "Wrinkle and shrivel". Not funny, not pretty! Working winters as a water cowboy would have sucked anyway ...

Speedcat HollyCats Bowl of Wisdom

When traveling through the universal portals of the sublime and trans-plane drifts, you must look into the inner beacon of truth to find pure and subtle knowledge. Master Hollycat is here to enlighten, and teach blog travellers of Earth and Universe.

Do not waste your time looking for answers regarding the meaning of life. It means what ever you want it to mean .... boliboliboli

To seek is to find - NOT TRUE. To find what you seek is pure chance, so enjoy the day at hand.

TO MEN: Be alluring to women with subtle confidence and gentle power.

TO WOMEN: Be alluring to men by having nice hair

TO EUNUCHS: Get some balls dude

A writers sword is the pen, and that is why they are mighty ... unless they are out of ink.

The center of the Universe is in Annandale. Spend the weekend there to cleanse your spirit and colons. Having five pounds of undigested meat in your bowel causes irritability and languidity.

Create a dream book, and add all topics into your posts when blogging. You will seem creative and gain high page rank.

Meditate daily for 12 hours and you will be homeless with or without a recession ... but you will be at peace in your cardboard box.

Having animals in the house is productive for the soul, unless you own cheetahs. They will destroy the carpet by constantly running through their living room at 70 miles per hour. You will also see spots quite a bit. Get a dog or baboon ....

Early to bed, early to rise, will make one tired, nervous, and hungry for pancakes.

Smile more, all the time, every day, every hour. The cheek wrinkles will give the illusion of intellect and wisdom - which is nice
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