Economic Tragedy of Epic Proportions in Hollydale Fueled by Speedcat's Ponzi Scheme

also inside this issue ...

Hedge Fund Basics
Nancy Pelosi and Tim Walz rub each others G spots

Speedcat HollyCats Bowl of Wisdom

When traveling through the universal portals of the sublime and trans-plane drifts, you must look into the inner beacon of truth to find pure and subtle knowledge. Master Hollycat is here to enlighten, and teach blog travellers of Earth and Universe.

Do not waste your time looking for answers regarding the meaning of life. It means what ever you want it to mean .... boliboliboli

To seek is to find - NOT TRUE. To find what you seek is pure chance, so enjoy the day at hand.

TO MEN: Be alluring to women with subtle confidence and gentle power.

TO WOMEN: Be alluring to men by having nice hair

TO EUNUCHS: Get some balls dude

A writers sword is the pen, and that is why they are mighty ... unless they are out of ink.

The center of the Universe is in Annandale. Spend the weekend there to cleanse your spirit and colons. Having five pounds of undigested meat in your bowel causes irritability and languidity.

Create a dream book, and add all topics into your posts when blogging. You will seem creative and gain high page rank.

Meditate daily for 12 hours and you will be homeless with or without a recession ... but you will be at peace in your cardboard box.

Having animals in the house is productive for the soul, unless you own cheetahs. They will destroy the carpet by constantly running through their living room at 70 miles per hour. You will also see spots quite a bit. Get a dog or baboon ....

Early to bed, early to rise, will make one tired, nervous, and hungry for pancakes.

Smile more, all the time, every day, every hour. The cheek wrinkles will give the illusion of intellect and wisdom - which is nice
bolibolibolibolibolioliolio

Bra Takes a Golf Outing & Speedcat Drives

Lots of people talking about spring. We in the North especially. If I could only see one small patch of green grass ... I would happily roll around nekid in it. That might explain my recent recollection of my great round of golf with none other than Olga the Traveling Bra . You see, last year she arrived in a fed EX box and spent the week with me. Yes, a man and his pal "the bra" I like to call "Cuppie" for short. Saying Olga the Traveling Bra over and over gets tiring for an old Hollydale Mayor as myself.

Golf Guy: You know Speedy, we have all come to know you as a bit of a loonie, and it is alright with us, but to bring an BRA golfing is really weird.

Cuppie: Watch it Mr. plaid slacks ....

Speedcat: You tell em` Cuppie!

Golfguy: I must have taken to much cough syrup this morning, cause I just heard Miss lacy bra talking to me

Cuppie: You ain't seen nothin yet ....

Speedcat: Well, lets tee off! The lady in the clubhouse is looking at our group with her phone in hand.

Golfguy: Tag one Speedcat !!!

Cuppie: umm, Speedy .... WHAT are you dooooin??

Speedcat: Well, you seem to be the perfect size for a head cover on my Fukajima 460cc oversized Driver

Golf Guy: ohhh dear

Cuppie: Ohhh ! - I see, now I am a accessory?? I'll have you know that (cart takes off) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Speedcat: Cuppie, can we get a shot with you and me by the Par 5 sign???

Cuppie: Speedy, do I really have a choice??

Speedy: Nope

Golfguy: Can I take the photo? This could be a famous blog picture!!!

Speedcat: Knock yourself out, dog

Cuppie: You are stretching my arms Speedy, men have no common sense. Meleah never pulled on my extremities .....

Speedcat: Did you say something??? ..... " SAY CHEEESE " !!!!

Speedcat: EXTREMITIES ???

Golfguy: HA HAAAAAAAAA !!! This is the weirdest golf day ever

Cuppie: Put me back on the Fukajima 460 and hurry up the pace - people are pointing, and you know I do not like pointers

Speedcat: Ohh yeah? ... how about a few golf lessons !

Golfguy: Bras cannot golf ... speak maybe, but there is NO WAY


EPILOGUE: Cuppie never did hit a golf ball, but did a lot of swinging in the wind. Speedcat and Golfguy were given a stern warning by the course ranger, and drove home laughing all the way. Memories are the fruit of winters leavless trees ...

Camera Phone Uploads

Speedcat Golf Creations

Golf with Half People

Blockade Golf

Riva Golf

House Golf

Babysitter at the Office Golf

Cannon Golf

Most of my creations are mixed photos, and others are altered in some shape or form. I do not have Adobe Photoshop , but would love to have it someday. I use free downloads from Photo Filtre, free on-line tools from Photobucket, and the ever simple and easy, Windows Paint. The picture (right) was the start of "Babysitter at the Office Golf"