Economic Tragedy of Epic Proportions in Hollydale Fueled by Speedcat's Ponzi Scheme

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Hedge Fund Basics
Nancy Pelosi and Tim Walz rub each others G spots

Power Golf Power Drive Power Birthday in Hollydale

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Mellow Yellow Monday & Main Street Hollydale

Mellow Yellow Monday #16
a 1. Willa2. Judi3. Anna Amnell4. Nebraska Birding5. People with Cameras6. Bobbie7. vicky, Malaysia8. Rosidah Abidin, Indonesia9. Tracey10. Pagan Sphinx - Massachusetts USA11. Midas12. The Explorer, Philippines13. Visual Victuals, GA14. Jan15. Moon- Writer16. Teena in Toronto17. Serendipity18. peachkins19. Pyzahn20. Ribbon21. Martha22. SpeedyCats YellowCats
23. Snowbird24. Thea25. Barb- n- PA26. Happily Retired Gal27. Tink *~*~*28. prkl, Finland29. Kuusela Finland30. Bonnie Bonsai, Australia31. Family Trees May Contain Nuts32. Joy D33. Small Town La Girl34. Dhoy M35. srp36. Vienna Daily37. Lilli - Oregon38. Ladynred39. You're next!

Where is Hollydale?

If there is one question I hear all the time, it's "Where is Hollydale and what is it like?" Well, take a little stroll with me down to the local bar!

I quit drinking some time ago, but still head down to the Hollydale Tavern once in a while because of the great food and the lively atmosphere. Many of the town's most prominent business people and city officials are found there on a regular basis too.
These photos were taken during the lunch rush, so the restaurant side of the place was booming, and the bar was still closed. In Hollydale it is a city ordinance that liquor cannot be poured in a public establishment until after 3:00 PM
I know, this sounds strange, but Hollydale was a "dry" city until the late 70's
The best thing in the world is a giant half pound Hollydale Burger. Once you have had one of these beauties ... you will be forever changed. The fries are so good that ketchup is an option! Prices are still decent compared to many other parts of the nation, as five dollars will get you chow and a drink to boot.
This will be installment number one in my new "What the Heck is Hollydale" series that will run every Thursday. Next week will highlight the Hollydale Drug Store built way back in 1897.

Return to the Hollydale Driving Range (Golf vs Hornet)

After my last trip to the Hollydale Driving range ... you would think that I would have picked a new, better, and safer place to practice the ancient Chinese art of Ninjitsu Golf. Well, I did not.
First off, the skies were very clouded with smoke from all the fires in the area. Ernest T Bass was on another burning mission - the bastard. Andy should have NEVER let him out of jail.
Second, my horoscope said to avoid pastures. Hollydale Golf Range is a pit.
Being the modern day rebel savant I am, I threw caution to the wind, and then some grass to gage it's strength and direction.
As I tee up my first ball, a giant Drowsey Monkey doll came tumbling out of the sky like a meteorite from Uranus. Freaky man, really freaky. Stranger yet was the bulls eye target on the dolls chest. I took it as a sign of destiny and fate! With the biggest rotation possible in my old spine, I coiled back to punish my ball outward with ultra high velocity in an attempt at dropping one right in the bread basket (so to speak).
Just as I made contact with my Fukijiama 460cc driver, here comes a helicopter with a giant man headed hornet. It might have been a yellow jacket ... not sure. Anyway, if you would stop talking and pay attention to my story - "sheesh", maybe we can both get to the end of this post together.

. . . thanks for reading, grab some carmelcorn on your way out.

Jaffer Visits The Doctor Shoal Clinic in Hollydale

Jaffer at Mania Ravings was the latest to have a free plastic surgury done at the World Famous Doctor Shoal Clinic in Hollydale. We have the before and after photos available here first with this Speedcat Hollydale Page exclusive.


If you liked this post, you should see what the Doctor Shoal Clinic's resident NURSE did! Check it out at the 2008 Great News for Beavers and Other Hairy Beasts!