Thursday, April 2, 2009

Spinal Tap Twister

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As I was getting home the other day one of my neighbors asked me about my blog and how it was coming along. I told her it was now in the top 10 surfed web pages in the Google blog catalogue, and that my page rank was a 9. I also said that a lot of celebrities read my page. I guess this impressed her and led to a question ... she wondered if I could install FireFox for her because the new Internet Explorer 8 she downloaded sucked. I said sure, but some kind of trade should be in order. After some deep thought I said, "How about you make me really good cappuccino, and serve it up with a straw and some M&Ms in the mug"?
She agreed.
I started in and noticed that I had sat down backwards, so I spun around really quick and dislodged vertebrae number #39 causing a chain reaction somewhat like one of those rubber band powered model airplanes. I did not hurt, but felt strange ... and a bit ticklish.
Before jumping into my Firefox activities it seemed prudent to check my comments and emails. One thing led to another and hours had passed. I asked for another coffee because I like coffee. Miss Peltreski went back to the kitchen - and I started spinning around to see if I could get my spine back in alignment. Nothing was working really.
My show was going to be on soon, so I said, "Thanks for having me over, but I have a schedule to keep". See you around if you ever go outside again.