I found a letter today, and it was from me in 2029. It included the photo to the left and some advice.
1. Stay single ... this is just the way you were genetically created. You cannot change who you are, nor can any woman. Accept this and embrace it as truth.
2. Play more golf. It is what you love and soon you will be too old to break 70. Make it happen, no matter what it takes, because this will be one of your greatest memories.
3. Forget about working out. This is how you will look soon regardless of what you do. Also, your vision is getting worse in the 2010's so what's the difference.
4. Invest in gold ... period. It will be the only commodity that increases in value after 2012.
5. Blogging is a complete waste of time, but I will not waste my time telling you that because I just finished blogging about my great 42 birthday two decades ago, which is NOT in April.
6. GET OUT OF MINNESOTA YOU BIG IDIOT !!!!!! Dammit you fool ....
7. Never mind number #1 - the heartache was worth it even though I've been run over more times than a manhole cover. Life is messy, and so are you. Look at my pants, we both know they were on the floor before wearing them.
A gift from LOBO Plumbing
