After weathering an incredible storm all night on the Hollydale Sea, 10 survivors had landed on Chicken Island with no form of communication ... not even Twitter.
On the beach the the group decided to split up in parties of three and investigate. Sherry Louitinbaukers was the odd woman out, and ventured onward by herself. Nobody liked her anyway after she stole the ships steering wheel as a "joke" on Captain Weenlelskinnard.
On the West slope of Mount Kikakatchiekikinz threesome #1 was intently curious about the strong and wafting fragrance of 12 to 14 secret spices. They soon found out why.
One after another - gigantic buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken were falling from the sky and crashing down to Earth like meteors.
The group walked closer to one of the buckets and checked for the possibility of lunch. (THEY WERE EXTREMELY HUNGRY) The bucket was hot, and it looked really good. A conversation started as to just how they would eat a 500 pound chicken drumstick, but it was too late!
One ruggedly handsome giant spaceman / alien type emerged from the sweet smelling KFC bucket and said, "Touch one chunk of this poultry and I will crush you like a twig. This is what I will live on until I procreate and eventually take over this planet.
Like wooosies they ran for it, and yelled out to find the other 7 castaways.
" We must find a way off this beach and get through the canyons to safety! "
When the herd was rounded up they decided to move North. Captain Weenlelskinnard proclaimed, "I feel it in my bones ... we are going to be OK"
..... as soon as we cross this giant pie
Sherry Louitinbaukers did not make itDoctor Shoal Working in the CLEAN ROOM
(nekid)
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