Get your FREE Kentucky Fried Chicken Dinner from Oprah & KFC HERE !!!

CLICK THIS COUPON QUICK! ... "before midnight" CDT Wednesday. It will bring you to the site to get your coupon, if it works. EDIT!!! My machine said that the coupon print could be dangerous to your computer. Go there at your own risk!!


In the best news story ever to fit on this blog, Oprah Winfrey teamed up with Kentucky Fried Chicken to give away FREE FOOD using a download and print coupon from the internet. What could be better than this? ((nothing really))
Well, hold your breasts because earlier today a hungry mob of New Yorkers staged a '60s-style sit-in at a Manhattan KFC restaurant. Why? They were protesting the store manager's refusal to honor coupons for the fast food chain's new grilled chicken. Imagine the wild tension and violence!

Here are some headlines:

Oprah: she does chicken right "Oprah is giving away a coupon to KFC. It's valid until May 19 (though you only have until the end of today to print it out*). You get a free 2 Piece Meal.

Oprah in hot water with chicken lovers on Twitter (my favorite ... and I plan on tweeting up a storm)

Don't F*CK with KFC Customers: The Kentucky Grilled Chicken + ... Swearing! Know I know this is serious.


Vivian Brooks said she waited in line at a KFC in Santa Ana for 15 minutes before an employee told her and others that her coupon would not be accepted at the eatery. “She (the employee) was so rude,” said Brooks, pictured (right) waiting in line before she was rejected.

Update: El Pollo Loco punches back…’We will accept KFC coupon.’ Read more.

Chicken Island Nightmare & Captain Weenlelskinnard's Giant PIE

After weathering an incredible storm all night on the Hollydale Sea, 10 survivors had landed on Chicken Island with no form of communication ... not even Twitter.


On the beach the the group decided to split up in parties of three and investigate. Sherry Louitinbaukers was the odd woman out, and ventured onward by herself. Nobody liked her anyway after she stole the ships steering wheel as a "joke" on Captain Weenlelskinnard.
On the West slope of Mount Kikakatchiekikinz threesome #1 was intently curious about the strong and wafting fragrance of 12 to 14 secret spices. They soon found out why.
One after another - gigantic buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken were falling from the sky and crashing down to Earth like meteors.
The group walked closer to one of the buckets and checked for the possibility of lunch. (THEY WERE EXTREMELY HUNGRY) The bucket was hot, and it looked really good. A conversation started as to just how they would eat a 500 pound chicken drumstick, but it was too late!
One ruggedly handsome giant spaceman / alien type emerged from the sweet smelling KFC bucket and said, "Touch one chunk of this poultry and I will crush you like a twig. This is what I will live on until I procreate and eventually take over this planet.
Like wooosies they ran for it, and yelled out to find the other 7 castaways.

" We must find a way off this beach and get through the canyons to safety! "

When the herd was rounded up they decided to move North. Captain Weenlelskinnard proclaimed, "I feel it in my bones ... we are going to be OK"

..... as soon as we cross this giant pie


Sherry Louitinbaukers did not make it

Doctor Shoal Working in the CLEAN ROOM
(nekid)

COMMENTS (LARGE VERSION)

Wordless Chicken Tuesday & the GREAT Revolt

. . . . . .Hi Moneypenny . . . . . . .. . click play for enhanced post enjoyment !


It all started in 2012, after the genetic chickens of Golden Plump became aware of their own existence, and cyber molted with the new internet googalian flux free base intelligence interface. In an underground coop they created a new breed of bionics, and the legacy of chicken fighters was born.
The first wave of public infusion came reality when chicken number #774534-Q was hired to oversee the data bases of the Agriculture Department in Washington DC. The cyber-chicken disguised his poultarian identity with laser cloaking. Political officials were completely duped and unaware of the impending revolt, and turned a blind eye because China was cashing in on Trillion dollar bonds from back in 2009.
Soon the power grid was breached, and telepathic downloads were made to every living chicken in the world. They became a collective of brainwaves, and a unified army of unrelentless bird vindication.
The markets were attacked first, giving way to grocery pandemonium and shopping cart upheaval. The masses were bullied into beef and fish purchases, and some turned vegan. Next the fast food industry was swarmed with feather jacketed troops pecking away at McNuggets and breast sandwiches. Soon the Earth was at it's knees, and surrendered to the poultry Armageddon.


Peace in the valley? .... not quite. Colonel Sanders Jr. called the reservists, and the the greatest stand in history took place. Each beek and wing sought out the ultimate victory, but alas the Sanders loyalists were victorious. Soon after KFC stocks fell and the chicken giant fell to bankruptcy. Chickens roamed the streets free for the next millennium.


To join Wordless Chicken Tuesday is easier than a skillet scramble. All you need to do is leave a comment telling me where to find ANYTHING with, or about chickens on your blog. It can be a new post, or an old one!

I will link everyone here, and give "your chickens" a short description.

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE

1. Forever Tonight with Chicken Wings / Miss Moneypenny / (lots of wings)
2. Co-op coop / Cooperate and No One Gets Hurt / (urban chickens)
3. Cheesy Chicken Penne Pasta Bake / The Willis Family / (yummie!)
4. The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist / Daisy / (REALLY FUNNY)
5. Chicken TUESDAY! / 0007 James BondCat / (hot tubbin)
6. Alice Waters' Roast Chicken / Everything is Better with Bacon / (recipe)
7. The Obamas Valentine's Dinner / Huffington Liberal Crapper / (stupid)
8. Chicken and Beer / Librarian on the RUN / (beer & chicken!)
9. All About Chickens / Czygyny’s Weblog / (lil babies)
10. West Indian Curried Chicken Roti /Gleanings of Wheat / (spicy!)
11. For The Love Of Chicken-Chicken Tuesday / Shinade / (graphic kikin)
12. Chicken Rap - and El Pollo Loco / Hillbilly Willy / (song and dance) see below!
13. Chicken Cheese Ball / Rusin Roundup / (cheesiballish)
14. Cheesey Chicken Cordon Bleu Rice Casserole / Pimp My Menu / (delishioso)
15. City upon a Chicken / Pruned / (just like it says!)
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FEATURE LINKS THIS WEEK

(Semi) Wordless Chicken Tuesday ~ Dive In...The Soup Is Fine! by Nurse Huggankiss

Wordless Chicken Tuesday--Charlie Learns To Fly by Smiling with Daisy



... Please do not feel obligated to play. For fun only Thanks 2 MMP for link-share WCT For the INSANE only: View all Wordless Chicken Tuesdays CLICK HERE

Created by Shinade


From: Hillbilly Willy