Galli Layoh Universal Gravatons & the Running MOON

Did you know the moon has been moving steadily away from us, currently about3.8 centimetres per year?

I found this to be quite interesting, as in a million years, there will not be any more total lunar eclipses of the sun. What does this mean to you? Nothing. Think about this though, we are currently in the one period of time in Earth's history that the moon appears exactly the same size as the sun, even though the sun is hundreds of times larger. (whew ... long sentence!)
Did you know that as the sun grows older, it will also expand into RED Giant and become large enough to engulf the Earth? Yes, this also means nothing to you, but it could mean something to the auto industry after the next 5000 bail-outs.
Lets say it is not 2009, but 12 million seven. No longer will they have the new 09 models, they will have the 00000000000007 models with sunpaint protection, as mandated by the world government. They will no longer have moon roofs either. That will be to far away for any consumer appeal.
This got me to thinking about space time anomalies. If my 0000000000007 car with no moonroof and sunpaint protection is traveling at the speed of light, will my blackberry still be able to load a blog for me to read and comment? ... and at that speed, should I really be texting and driving anyway? I guess it's a good thing I have a 1989 Chevy with a moon roof that has a top speed of 77 mph. Here I was all in a blah blah blah mood, when the universe is perfect for me!!

The Big Jessica Simpson Chili Contest

The tabloids are going crazy with the new look from Jessica Simpson at the big chili cook-off in Annandale Minnesota last weekend. Well, I can vouch that she is looking hotter than ever because as mayor my job was to be assistant and bodyguard for the day to the super star. If you asked me, she was way to skinny before ... I like a woman that has wider hips than I do.

After she sang a few hit songs for the crowd, we walked around and had 5 or six bowls of red. She likes beanless, I like the fire hot variety. Later at the snow cone machine I asked her why the marriage with Nick Lachey went sour. She said it was argument about Egyptian cotton sheets that cost 5000 dollars. "If a guy can't see that I don't sleep good without nice bedding, he is just wasting my time", she told me. Well I could not argue with that.
People still ask me what she was like in person every time I leave the house. I tell them she was like an angel ... one that was out of my reach. Yes, you could say my time with Jessica gave old Speedcat just a little "crush" on this Hollywood starlet. Especially when the Dukes of Hazzard movie is my all time favorite DVD. She signed it for me.

Groped by TIME & a FEW Questions

So, as I go on my blog travels with reckless abandon, a stumble upon and DIGG the bizarre question thursday thang over at Holly's never land ranch .... blog.
Since this is my first effort with this new and un-charted dessert isle (ooooo cupcakes!) I will copy paste my way to blogging bliss. THIS IS THE STORY !!!!

Stolen content from Holly's Never Land Ranch follows below. Google LOVES duplicate content by the way. (yep yep uhhhhh huh)

WHAT THE HECK IS BIZARRE QUESTION THURSDAY?? ...well, first, we should probably cover what it's NOT.it isn't a small cafe in or near the denver metro area.it isn't my grandmother's favorite tea cozy.it isn't my mom's signature picnic dish.it isn't batman's summer home.it isn't a small something that you plug a small device into.okay. that aside, we shall now cover how it came to be.i received a series of questions from the fabulous daryl, who was herself questioned by some other undoubtedly lovely person. i believe maria started the whole thing.i answered said questions in an honest, forthright bizarre manner and invited people (as per the rules) to volunteer for me to interview them.these were my interviewees' responses:lilacspecsmielikki`jo beaufoixcoreyit was such fun creating the questions -and even more fun to read the responses, that i wanted to do it every week.so here we are.one question, each week, which you can answer, and if you do, add yourself to mr linky. plleeease do. i paid $5 for that silver membership.nb : you don't *have* to do it in a zany way, but wouldn't it be more fun?so without further adieu, let's get to the question for the week.

You sit down at starbucks (or indeed your cafe of choice). bob's son, buddy jesus, sits down next to you with an iced chai. he says "hi (SPEEDYCAT!), how are you? i like what you're wearing. oh did you catch that red sox game?"you have a lovely chat, and OBVIOUSLY cover such topics as "why is there suffering in the world?" and "yes but am *i* getting into heaven?" and "who really framed roger rabbit?"with that out of the way,what one other question do you ask him?

"I was wondering why my hair has to keep on falling out??" ... and thanks for making me such a talented bongo player by the way

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE

amazingly, steve, the guy who really runs the universe, walks in after you finish your drinks. he comes up to you and says "look, (Speedcat), i need to irradicate one little annoyance forever. i can't decide between ingrown toenails and the colour puce. what do you think?" which one do you choose, or do you choose something else? note : he can not irradicate human suffering. just small stuff, like dandruff.okay,

"Well, Steeeevo .... how about you get rid of Taco Bell? Sure, I will miss the place, but it makes me all bloated and irritable colon, yah know? My will power is just too small to combat a CHEEEESY GORDITA. Ohhh BABY!!!!!"

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE

... and you might want to do something about my coveting problem (clears throwt) ahhh hemm


AND so there you have it. These loonies played too.
1. DarylE
2. Jo Beaufoix
3. Me (SPPEDY)
4. YOU!!!! ... go to bizarre question thursday fast like

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE

Superbowl Veri-check Accuquote Prediction

Every year, the Speedcat Hollydale page predicts the outcome of the Superbowl in advance.

Now, I realize not everyone is a football fan, but you can impress your friends and make a few dollars on game day by using my ultimate and pure techniques. I have found that stats mean nothing ... forget about all the buzz by the experts comparing statistics and "strength" / "weakness" comparisons. The calculations for game-day scores are in this EASY formula.

" Rate the cheerleaders in a 1~10 scale, then multiply by three. It works every time. My results have been so accurate in the past, that I am not allowed inside Las Vegas city limits until after the big game "

As you can see, the Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders are the overwhelming landslide winners here. Sure, the Pittsburgh Steelers have a very enthusiastic crew, but they are like looking at an old rusty Pinto. The Cardinals cheerleaders? They are Hotter than the surface of the sun! Of course, how could you not like those high heal white boots ??

Now lets implement the formula

Cardinals rating = { 9 } / Pittsburgh rating = { 1 }
9 times 3 = 27 / 1 times 3 = 3

GAME DAY SCORES !!

Pittsburgh Steelers 3, Arizona Cardinals 27

Wordless Chicken Tuesday { ART FESTIVALE` }

. . . . some chicken music for enhanced post enjoyment . . .














To join Wordless Chicken Tuesday is easier than a skillet scramble. All you need to do is leave a comment telling me where to find ANYTHING with, or about chickens on your blog. It can be a new post, or an old one!

I will link everyone here, and give "your chickens" a short description.

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE

1. The Chicken Song for Music Monday n’ Chicken Tuesday / Moneypenny / (feature link!)
2. Cock-a-Doodle-Do! / Drowsey Monkey / (wakie wakie egg n bakie)
3. Soccer or Egg Hatching? / Chris / (human warm-a-hatcha)
4. Chicken Broccoli Risotto / Annes Food / (mmmmmmmm)
5. Curried Chicken and Quinoa with Chard and Sweet Potatoes / Mom Must Write / (hot)
6. Olympic Training / 0007 Undercover / (olympic chickens training)
7. Wordless Chicken Tuesday / Nurse Hugankiss / (driver Dr. Poultry)
8. Chicken Chemokine / Doctor Shoal / (medical discovery)
9. Post-Apocalypse Blogging / LOBO / (YOU GOTTA SEE) ** no chikin, just GREAT
10. Psyche! / View from the Cloud / (corn button)
11. Gross! / Ramblings of a Wannabe Writer / (trashed kikin)
12. Green shelled eggs / Cabbage Tree Farm / (LIVE EGG)
13. Those Darn Chickens / Chickens in the Road / (fantastic!)
14. Chicken Tuesday and Halfway Done / Auntie Janice / (lil chick n ER)
15. Go, You Chicken Fat, Go!! / Daisy / (AWESOME fictional story & photoshop) *****
16. Rooster Oil Daily Painting Chicken Farm Animal Art /Daily Painting Projects / (artist creations)
17. Chicken suit / Baby Valdosta / (baby clothes)
18. wordless chicken tuesday / Holly's Never Land / (truly remarkable) *****
19. The Cockfight / Jong’s Photograhpy Log / (photography) *****
20. Can You Spell.... / Another Day in Paradise / (tired savage chickens)
21. News of the WEIRD / Extention HUB / (chicken fat airline fuel)
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Come join Music Monday and share your songs with us. One simple rule, leave ONLY the actual post link here. You can grab this code at LJL Please note these links are STRICTLY for Music Monday participants only. All others will be deleted without prejudice.

. . . BONUS LINK !! : Senator Speedy Cavecat Hollydale is Working Hard for U.S. from Miss Moneypenny

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