Mimi Queen of Memes has the first blogosphere-wide Tag out for 2009.Two thousand Nigh ee igh eeee igh eeeeee Ieghn!!!! (
as I say, or sing) - alright, CRY OUT.
This is the "instruction manual" I found at Blogginham Palace. Ohhh YES, there is a palace, I have been there before. No, not to have tea, but thrown in the blog dungeon for NOT doing memes from Mimi, or Mimi's Meme's, or something like that. Anyway, that's all water under the bridge, and Mimi and I are friends now. Even though the dungeon still scares me a bit .... LOT.
MIMI DECREED:
I took the liberty of shortening it a bit. And since it's my first meme of the New Year I've decided to TAG the entire universe. You knew that was coming sooner or later didn't you......and let's not, shall we, forget about the dreaded dungeon, my little peeps. (What is a peep anyway?) It's still there. I'm still Queen. And most of you are still in it. To tell you the truth, I'm gettin' a little tired of your endless whining about the food and service. You KNEW when you signed up for this gig (are you listening single guys?) that I can't cook, can't clean (are you listening??!) and can't keep a housekeeper. Let's get on with it, okay? Time's a wastin'!++ When was the last time you splurged on a gift for yourself?
Golf shoes last year. I needed a different color!
++ Have you ever bought yourself a gift for Christmas, Valentines Day, a birthday or any other occasion and then wrapped it up and pretended it was from someone else?
(I COPY MIMI) ...That would be totally insane. Who does that?!!
++ Have you ever sent yourself flowers, chocolates or anything else to your place of employment so it seemed as if someone else were sending you a gift?
What ????
++ How often do you text message?
Ohhh shit! (ummmm, a LOT!) I text in comments, posts, Twitter, Facebook, everything - all the time. I have no idea why my keypad still works after taking such a beating.
++ Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
YES ... Juice Newton
++ Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer?
~ you mean like a STEPFORD WIFE???? How is that possible?
++ When do you blow out the candles?
I can't remember
++ Do you give out second chances too easily?
Yes and no ... WITH an apology, sure. Otherwise I drop stooopid people like a heavy rock in the ocean.
++ What's the next big life decision you will have to make?
I think I already made them all ... 20 years ago. I decided what to have for lunch, does that count? (someone very young wrote these questions)
++ If you could cuddle with anyone right now, who would you pick, and why?
Juice Newton!
++ Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Kathy from that other blog ... over there
++ Who was the last person to REALLY piss you off?
I honestly do not know, because my boss reads this
++ Would you ever want to be a supermodel?
WHA ???????? (someone very young wrote these questions)
++ Your motivation for tomorrow?
CHICKEN!!!!!
++ Do you know what you will wear tomorrow?
A loin cloth, helmet, and goggles
++ What is the last thing you put your lips against?
My finger reading these questions (written by a young woman)
++ Have you ever gone two or more days without changing your underwear?
*&%*&^$#@! NO !!! .... I mean, "no"
++ Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect?
(%*$$@! YEAH !!! .... I mean, "yes"
++ What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
Hanabolls Lechterini
++ Are you ever been purposely irritating?
Do you read my blog?? he heee
++ What was the last thing you used your debit card for?
I use cash
++ Are you cheating on your significant other right now?
WHAAA?????
++ Are you contemplating cheating on your significant other right now?
(I COPY MIMI) I am contemplating cheating on this meme
++ When was the last time you sat down and watched kiddie cartoons?
OHHHH, finally one I know, with my grandaughter two weeks ago. We like Barney!
++ Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
.... and let the goobie monster bite them? NO WAY
++ Do you have any text messages that you would be embarrassed to let your mom read?
Two of them, but I blame the loonies at Twitter
++ How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids/your next kid?
WHAAAA??????? (again, a very YOUNG woman wrote these questions) SHEESH
++ Have you ever thought about converting to a new religion?
NO WAY
++ Do you know anyone with the same first name as you?
Speedcat? Only shoes by PUMA .... and I clean their clock on Google. Bet Puma really loves me!
++ When was the last time you went to church?
weeks
++ What song plays on your Myspace profile page?
WHAAAA ????????? You have to be kidding! (( MIMI !!!! ))
++ Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
I don't, and none of my family does, and none of my friends do. Am I on a different planet than this 20 year old chick ??? (the one asking the questions)
++ What were you doing the last time you were in the bathroom?
Taking a healthy POOP! You asked!
++ Have you ever had a Razr as a phone?
NO ... they are for young people. I have a KATANA
++ Which energy drink is better; Amp or Rockstar?
I don't know .... (( MIMI !!!!!!! ))
++ Would you rather eat a Milkyway or eat a Twix?
Ahhhhh, this is my language! I take both and run away ...
++ Do you like that new shoe smell?
What????
++ Do you like the taste of licorice?
NO SIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ISHH man .... ISHH
++ Would you ever walk around with a free hugs sign like the dude on youtube?
WHAT ?????????? I am a GRAMPA - good cats
++ Did you ever flip out on a teacher and walk out of a class?
HA HAAAAAAA! .... how many times?
++ Do you/did you ever have dreams of being a rockstar?
I am a Singer ... ON MY BLOG ((( smile )))
++ If vegetarians think its wrong to eat living things, why do they eat plants?
Plants don't scream in pain, like a hamburger does when I bite it.
AS USUAL .... I TAG EVERYONE
My Grandaughter watching Grampa do silly things
++ How often do you text message?
++ Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
++ What were you doing the last time you were in the bathroom?
