Davy Jones: Damn you, Speedcat Sparrow ...Speedcat Sparrow: Eye, you mutant skalliwag, I shall hang you by your testicles!
Davy Jones: Uhh, sorry Speedcat
Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Speedy Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Speedcat Sparrow: ... This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Speedcat Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Speedcat Sparrow: Arrrrrgg, I could hide the stolen rubies from the Gallian Vessel in the dirt ...
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
Davey Jones: You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?
Speedcat Sparrow: ARE YOU DEAF??? or just stoooopid?
Davey Jones: sorry
Will Turner: Speedcat Sparrow? Can we settle my debt??
Speedcat Sparrow: [laughs] Come up with the gold, or I hang YOU by your testicles.
Will Turner: I understand, but you play a game of deception. Have we not an agreement that has an underlying escape clause pertaining to time flux intentions on the high seas?
Speedcat Sparrow: That's it .... WHAP!!!!!!!!!
Will Turner: AHHHH
Tia Dalma: Speedcat, I want to sail with you and your dirt.
Speedcat Sparrow: [whisks Tia up in his arms] You will be my new maiden. 1678 is going to be a great year!
Tia Dalma: Lets make out ...
Speedcat Sparrow: [groping and spooning] AHOY THAR! ... I like to toggle
Elizabeth Swann: [indignantly] No! This is barbaric! Why don't we just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! ... and Tia, have you gone mad?? I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!
[starts throwing rocks at them]
