Every year, the Speedcat Hollydale page predicts the outcome of the Superbowl in advance.
Now, I realize not everyone is a football fan, but you can impress your friends and make a few dollars on game day by using my ultimate and pure techniques. I have found that stats mean nothing ... forget about all the buzz by the experts comparing statistics and "strength" / "weakness" comparisons. The calculations for game-day scores are in this EASY formula.
" Rate the cheerleaders in a 1~10 scale, then multiply by three. It works every time. My results have been so accurate in the past, that I am not allowed inside Las Vegas city limits until after the big game "
As you can see, the Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders are the overwhelming landslide winners here. Sure, the Pittsburgh Steelers have a very enthusiastic crew, but they are like looking at an old rusty Pinto. The Cardinals cheerleaders? They are Hotter than the surface of the sun! Of course, how could you not like those high heal white boots ??
Now lets implement the formula
Cardinals rating = { 9 } / Pittsburgh rating = { 1 }
9 times 3 = 27 / 1 times 3 = 3
GAME DAY SCORES !!
Pittsburgh Steelers 3, Arizona Cardinals 27