Cricket Jokes

Which two Australian cricket players are always very tired?
Shane Warne and Ricky Panting! (Ponting)

Which pig was an Australian cricketer?
Brad Hog! (Hogg)

Which former Australian cricketer can be found in space?
Damien Martian (Martyn)

Which Australian cricketer laughs a lot?
Mike Ha Ha Ha-ssey! (Hussey)

Which former Autralian cricketer has orange hair?
Justin Wranger! (Langer)

Which cricket great can you find in a bakery?
Sir Donald Breadman! (Bradman)

Which flower is also a cricket legend?
Dennis Lily! (Lillee)

Which cricket commentator loves honey and stings when you provoke him?
Richie Beenaud! (Benaud)

A Scotsman just migrated to Australia. He attended a cricket game between Australia and India at the Melbourne Cricket Ground and when a batsman connects heavily with the ball, he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
Matty Hayden connects heavily with the ball, sending it to the boundary for 4, and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!
"Ricky "Punter" Ponting hits a slam , sending the ball into the crowd for 6, and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of cricket, screams, "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"
Matty Hayden is steadfastly bowled out the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A local fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to run, he's out."
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and on seeing Matty Hayden heading for the Pavilion, he screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest cricket fans in Australia. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed cricket history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was cricket in heaven.
One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Australian win the Ashes series earlier in the day.
He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. "Bob is that you?" Earl asked."
Of course it me," Bob replied."This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there cricket in heaven?"
"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that yes there is cricket in heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is great! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're batting tomorrow night."