The tabloids are going crazy with the new look from Jessica Simpson at the big chili cook-off in Annandale Minnesota last weekend. Well, I can vouch that she is looking hotter than ever because as mayor my job was to be assistant and bodyguard for the day to the super star. If you asked me, she was way to skinny before ... I like a woman that has wider hips than I do.After she sang a few hit songs for the crowd, we walked around and had 5 or six bowls of red. She likes beanless, I like the fire hot variety. Later at the snow cone machine I asked her why the marriage with Nick Lachey went sour. She said it was argument about Egyptian cotton sheets that cost 5000 dollars. "If a guy can't see that I don't sleep good without nice bedding, he is just wasting my time", she told me. Well I could not argue with that.
People still ask me what she was like in person every time I leave the house. I tell them she was like an angel ... one that was out of my reach. Yes, you could say my time with Jessica gave old Speedcat just a little "crush" on this Hollywood starlet. Especially when the Dukes of Hazzard movie is my all time favorite DVD. She signed it for me.
