
My day off in Hollydale is full of surprises. I use my time away from work to ponder world problems and solve the unknown. I am not blogging today, just making a few posts and commenting on sites with free food. I like buffets (buff ettes) as I call them.

I did not comb my hair today, and it's a little embarrassing. Wouldn't want a picture of myself leaking out to the public, that's for sure! To cover up this disaster like a Clinton scandal, I will use my favorite bowl.

I used to always wear a hat. Now I never do for fear that my last remaining scalp coverage will elude me and fall out. Getting older is great for increasing your intellect. Bad for hair. I am far less silly now that I'm in my 40's.

Here I demonstrate my skill of Chi. I am a karate man and a black belt as you all well know. It is important to have great balance and react quickly to danger. By performing some simple exercises, I become one with nature, and fear only mean women.

Alright, so I am blogging today. Yes, it's true. When I enter the Internet battle field, I prepare for some serious challenge. You must be swift, or readers will toss you into the pit of lost URL's. Were is everyone? That's what you'll say. I am wearing my blog-o-met gear and ready for the long road to blogs everywhere, USA / Japan. Does anyone blog in Norway?