Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Chicken Girl Patty Levenbaukens
Chicken Girl Patty Levenbaukens has been living in a chicken coop for the last 2 years here in Hollydale. She is also a master breeder and specializes in mini chickens and dwarf chickens. She has a room full of blue ribbons from state fair competitions to prove it ...
Pictured here is her favorite chicken, Mertal Plucky! She brings her everywhere, even to the local market, although she always stays away from the meats department. Mertal has panic attacks anywhere near the butcher.
As you can see, both girls have some sexy beeks, and I for one am a bit smitten. I ask Patty out to the movies all the time, but her answer is always, "I am to busy with the chickens Speedy ... " Call me crazy, but I think she has some kind of obsession with chickens. Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with that, and I will not be giving up on my courtship with Miss Levenbaukens. Someday, just maybe, when the stars are all aligned right and the moon is in the correct cycle, she will make a date with me. Then after some good frenching, I know she will fall hard for me.
After that? ...... You got it, the new modern BIGGER chicken coop will be built for my future bride. Yes, I do dream a lot, but without dreams, you will always wake up tired, nakid, and alone. I plan on changing all that.
Plus, just imagine all the eggs, omelets, and feather pillows. Free shit rocks!
PS ... You MUST visit: http://goofbucket.com/mod/blog/?username=speedcathollydale cause it is cool there too ;-)
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