One thing is for certain when you move into a cactus house in the Yuccatanis Watershed Tropics ... I am just not quite sure what that would be yet.My dog Mardy is the law, and takes care of the place when I am out in the water singing cowboy tunes to lure in leaf boat females. Many drift by, but very few dock. It may be that big stupid albino dear that keeps eating my siding off. I hate that thing! I do love nature though, so I leave it be.
Yesterday a blond chick wearing a dress made from banana peels dropped in. She brought a cream pie and Carmel Macchiatoes. Ohhh baby, "GOOD" it was. We exchanged phone numbers and then off she went. To bad I do not have a phone or electricity.
Tonight I learned a new Glen Campbell song to try and lure in Mimi the dungeon queen. I know how she digs Glenn Campbell.
The Golfing Boobs of Hazard
