I had heard some crazy rumors buzzing in town about the Hollydale Seed & Feed. Some claim that aliens were dropping of cargo, and farmers using the products were having cows change into vigilante chickens, and so forth. I of course assumed these rumors were all coming from the town gossip, Adalina Forsencuppens. She was the one who told everyone in Hollydale that I am a really bad kisser, and ruined my dating life in the past few months. Sure, my frenching skills are not the best, but who frenches on the first date anyway? I have standards you know.Well, because my dog Mardy was out of food, and my afternoon "date" cancelled on me (AGAIN) ... I decided to head on down to the Purina outlet and see for myself what the heck was going on. All seemed to be pretty run of the mill as I drove my 1977 ElCamino into the lot. The usual folks were there, and Shirly Titalbaken was running the cash register. She dumped me last week, but I had gotten over that already.
THAT IS WHEN THINGS GOT WEIRD !!! I looked over to the right and Hollydale Lake was free of fish houses, and open water was present. This was probably because of the UFO thrusters. WHAT ! .... a UFO, good cats! The alien craft swooped over the shoreline, and then hovered right over the feed and seed. Shirly Titalbaken waved it in with two glow sticks from Kemper Drugs in town. This was getting good.
After the drop off was made, I investigated with sleuth-like prowess. There were many clues, but none better than the space grains now in the harvest containers. Curious, I tries a bite or two, and then found my body was morphing into a GIANT HUMANOIDOUS ERECTUS. Now 78 feet tall and full of energy, I hopped in the roof of the Hollydale Seed and Feed to whoop and hollar. It was fun, I must admit having towns people taking photos and pointing up at me. Of course, I used this "golden moment" to prove once and for all that I am NOT really bad at Frenching. I have a date tonight with a 67 foot tall woman that lives in the next county ... so do not expect to find me out blogging till after 11:00 PM.
