The cucumber has left the salad
You've got Windows in your laptop
Paging Mr. Johnson ... Paging Mr. Johnson ...
You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
Your pod bay door is open and loosing presure in the cabin
The Buick is not all the way in the garage
Dr. Shoal has escaped - again
You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary"
Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction
You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones
I thought you were crazy ... now I see your nuts
Nurse Hugankiss : Paging Doctah Shoal! Paging Doctah Shoal!
Redneck Rejoice : damn you had me checking to see if my cucumber had left the salad
Olga the Traveling Bra : My blog-mistress ran errands all around town the other day with her zipper down!.....what a boob!
CONNIE'S WORLD : I have gone to work with my zipper unzipped. I have also put shirts on backwards too
Miss Moneypenny : Did your FLY open a Lemonade Stand or R U turning water into wine?
Dan DCR My fly boy and your fly boy Sitting by the dryer My fly boy says to your fly boy "I'm gonna set your fly on fire."
Whoa now! Whoa now!
Whoa now! Whoa now!
Iko iko an nay
Don't set my fly on fire!
ONE MORE FROM Dan DCR
Your fly was down when I first saw you
I turned my head,
Told you to zip up.
You're standing there,
Your fly wide open in winter air.
See the snow,
See it falling to the ground.
You still don't zip up, you don't wanna.
You say no way, little did I know...
That you were a streaker, you were waiting around
And your daddy said stay away from sporting 'vents.
Your mom was crying in the backseat,
Begging you please don't streak, and she said,
Lil' streaker go run somewhere you will be alone.
You'll be running, all you'll have to do is run.
You'll be my son and you'll be in the sun.
It's a fly story, sonny, just say yes!
But you say no.
It's halftime, you gotta go...
John C : "I'm a little teacup, short and stout!"
Jennifer : In Grade school we said XYZ - ( Examine Your Zipper )
. . . if you have more ideas, leave a comment and I will add it to this post !!
