Speedcat Hollydale is .... the Bachelor. And you could be his BLOG HOTTIE! So, if you are single/eligible/a blog hottie (think outside of the box here!) please state your case in the comment section, show proof of chicken ownership (Speedy loves his chickens, and is ready to love your chickens as well) and post a picture of your pedicured toes on your blog to establish your eligibility. The winner of this contest will become Speedcat's official blog hottie for the week, and EVERY single applicant will get this award to post on their blog:
It'll be fun! It'll be fun! (movie line: Godzilla ... as said by the photographer to the reporter as he talks her into going into Godzilla's lair to take some pictures.) But this really WILL be fun.
So ... go photograph your feet, ladies, because the ever so eligible Speedcat wants to see them. Foot fetish, need I say more? (I have no idea if he actually has a foot fetish ... I am making htis up as I go along ... ummmm ... he also slighshots toasters at the Northern Lights).You can either post a photo of your ACTUAL toes, orrrrrr ... a fun photo you find online of a pedicure ... the sillier the better YET one that will win Speedy over. (You can win him over with humor, animal attraction ... insert animal here ... cleverness ... you get the idea.)
Note: You need not be female to play (even though Speedcat enjoys the chicks ... exclusively) ... you can always play along as an "imposter" ... but you must announce that you are an imposter ... just playing along for the fun of it. Everyone is welcome to join in.
I think we would all agree that Speedcat is quite the catch. You do know, don't you, that he's been an advisor to the president (of the glee club), an ambassador ... or was that a matador? He's also brilliant, comical, and ... have I mentioned? ... eligible.
Hot tip: He LOVES chicken.
Remember: Today is PEDICURE day ... we're working our way up from toes to head.
