Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?A: Unique up on it!!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the movie.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric.
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips.
Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. Jesus tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question. The question posed by Jesus is "What is Easter"?
The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey and are thankful..." "Wrong!, you are not welcome here, I'm afraid. You must go to the other place!" replies Jesus.
He turns to the second blonde, and asks her the same question: "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."St Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head on the on the pearly gates in disgust and tells her she's wrong and will have to join her friend in the other place. She is not welcome in Heaven.
He then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "Do YOU know what Easter is"? The third blonde smiles confidently and looks Jesus in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says Jesus, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." Jesus smiled broadly with delight. The third blonde continued... "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."
