Sunday, March 14, 2010

Day Light Savings Bonds & Jittery Coffee Drinkers



Day Light Savings Bonds
Ohhhh the sadness ... I will loose some sleep ! Blah blah blah - "toughen up", soft cookies.

wooosie time CST saving time pussyYou can find articles about the big clock changing of the small hand all over the place. Some people like it, some hate it. I say, any policy that allows me to play golf until 10:00 PM in the dead of summer is GOOD.

Weeds growing in the clock
To work or love or fight or cry
I could be calm and wistful, sure
Close my eyes at night .. but not quite yet

It was a tasty and lusty pain
Salty sea to see mine greens
But, oh, to have you down the fairway
This is fuel to my heart
Like a trailer court hottie




Jittery Coffe Drinkers Party
A new Coffee Party with political astro turf roots has bolstered a new following in American towns across the nation.

They are similar to the Tea Party , but far more jittery. There is also a new 'Me Party' gaining popularity in rural communities. What do all these new parties mean for congress? They seem to hold a message of concern, and intolerance for the paid off pansies of the two main parties. People are tired of the kiss ass spokes models who drop their pants for bankers. I say, "Coffee, Tea, or Me ??

" Sometimes what makes you pee is best "... SpeedyCat Hollydale



Jennifer Love Hewitt new romance

Special Report: Jamie Kennedy & Jennifer Love Hewitt Call It Quits !!

While Jennifer has stated that the break up was just a simple case of faded love, many people in Hollydale have seen her with a new "mystery man". They say he is furry, loud, and drives an old piece of shit van. The new couple was also captured on film making out on a Hollydale Bag Home deck .... more on this story HERE




bag house green cheap shelter
The Hollydale Housing Commission has implemented a new affordable living community in the now abandon Babahooski Farm acreage.

The dwellings are built of bags filled with a garbage and foam mix

This one bedroom model sells for 2000 dollars, and has available 30 year 29% APR financing. Monthly installments of 3.88 are easily affordable for the unemployed family picking up cans in the city. I am sure DCR will have his calculator out to check the math ....

What is a Baghouse , and how can I buy one !??? ( click and see )
Report: Jamie Kennedy & Jennifer Love Hewitt Call It Quits Access Hollywood



....... and now please enjoy some dancing raccoons sent to me by Deana
at JibJab!


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