Thursday, February 18, 2010

Geek Bike Blogging Bike & the Travels of Hollydale

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If you have known me very long, it is probable you have seen me riding by on my Blogging Bike. Sure ... many call it a geek on a bike, which may have some validity, but if you check the licence stamp on the pedal crank, indeed it is registered as a blogging bike.

I used to peddle this machine across the planet with a vigorous stamina, kind of like blogging crack. No, I never tried crack, but you get the point. Writing is all about recapitulating and emphasis on key points. Sometimes a little shock value can be advantageous. You may not remember everything you read today, but it is plausible that you will remember Speedcat said "blogging crack". See - there is your recapitulate feature brought to life. Yep, I am not new to this homies. Blogging Homies you ask? That's you I had a point to make here, so before I ramble on into infinity and over-recapitulate myself, let's get to the key points, okay?

I have noticed a lot of posts concerning readership, commenting or the lack of, and how the way we communicate on line has shifted. I have actually seen bloggers state that they found something better than blogs ... namely Facebook. Is blogging becoming the new Myspace of the internet? Now, I am not picking on Myspace, but we all know that it's for kids kids and aging rock band wanna bees. That, and it's stupid. Don't lie to me, you had one of these "Spaces" long ago. Everyone but Sandee and Daisy of course. What does Myspace have to do with blogging bikes? Nothing. That's what happens when you just start typing. POKE POKE POKE - I use the poke / type method. Hang on, I need some coffee and a quick break, I'll be right back. Please watch my bike so Netster doesn't steal it.



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20 minutes later
OK! ... what the heck was I talking about? hmmm, I forgot. All I now is that my blogging bike is missing. Time to alert CSI Hollydale . To conclude, and recapitulate ( rheeee cah pitch yooooooo latte` ) your comment totals will equal half of the comments YOU leave on other blogs whilst riding your own blogging bike. Your page loads will equal Page Rank multiplied by correct SEO + social media links / Ads n Ecards and feed subscribers. That's how simple blogging is. I will now head out on my blogging bike and prove it to the world and the scientific community.


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