Bad Hollydale : Well, shit ... nice ta meeat cha, I'm Bad Hollydale. Pour me a McClures Whiskey. Make it a double, and give me a beer too, and put it on my tab.
Bartender : I can't do that Mr Bad. I realize you're a legend and all, but the contract states you get 500 dollars and a hotel room to play in the bar Saturday night ... that's it.
Bad Hollydale : (( puts cigarette out on bartenders face and goes back to hotel room ))
Jean Craddock : Mr Badcat, can I get an interview for the local paper?
Bad Hollydale : Sure darlin, come on in ... you want a bite of this sammich? Can I get yah a drink? (( lights up two cigarettes ))
Jean Craddock : Umm, no thanks. What's your real name?
Bad Hollydale : I was born Bad. When I die my real name will be on my tombstone, but till then, I'll just be bad. You know something, this room looks like crap with you in it ...
Jean Craddock : Ohhhh Mr Bad, you are just so "bad". I think I will french with you anyway. Yes, you are a royal mess, but I just love your badness.
Bad Hollydale : (( takes swig of whiskey, belches and passes out ))
LATER AT THE SHOW
Bad Hollydale : YHEEEEEEEEEE HAW !!!!! It's GREAT to be here in ... where am I again? Ohh, It's GREAT to be here in Texas. YHEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEE !
(( Bad finishes his set then goes out back to vomit in a trash barrel ))
Jean Craddock : That's it, I am leaving you and getting married to DCR
Tommy Sweet : Man, some tough times for you I reckon, Hollydale? Write me some songs, and I'll pay you 70,000 dollars each. I need some new material for my next wold tour.
Bad Hollydale : Ahhh go jump in a muddy creek you rotting varmint
16 months later ....
Tommy Sweet : Hollydale, you wrote the greatest songs ever written, here is your money. How did you do it?
Bad Hollydale : Clear sober mind, painful heart. I poured out my soul, brother.
Jean Craddock : I am so proud of you. Wanna french again?
Bad Hollydale : I got a bus to catch, but thanks. (( walks off into the sunset whistling ))
BAD HOLLYDALE: Fallin' and Flyin'
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