After Christmas dinner my cell phone rang and it was Santa. He said because I was the only human left on the planet that believed in him ... ( I guess it's true ) that he wanted to take me to Hawaii for a round of golf. I asked if he had plane tickets, and he bellowed out a hearty laugh.
"We will take the sleigh Speedcat!"
Ohhhhh - that's right, I forgot
He landed on the roof 3 minutes later and off we went to Waialae Country Club . I shot a 77, and old Santa shot a 307. He only uses the putter, so what can you say?
After the round, we had chicken wings at Hooters, and then came back to Hollydale. That sleigh is wild crazy fast!
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