Canadian Border & the Hot Sauce Diaries

Today I woke up and had this impulse. I HAD to get to the Canadian border. Don't ask me why, because it was simply a gut instinct. One quick shower, a few eggs, and I was off. As I put on my jacket I noticed a few new email alerts though, and sat down to check them. I accepted a few E Card ads, went to Facebook, Twittered, left a few comments, wrote a post, replied to some emails, texted back and forth with people, and then the instant messenger popped into action. 5 hours later, still in my jacket, I was all sweaty, and stunk like a dumpster in the hot
sun. Even the dog would not come near me. Rather than get naked again I opted out with some heavy duty AXE body spray ... yeah, the kind that makes women go insane with lust. I realize that's cheating the system and mother nature, but I rarely if ever follow rules. I do have guidelines for living life yes, but rules? No thank you please. Over the years I have come to realize that I am far too independent to ever be a perfect mate. I am impulsive and hate PLANS. You know ... have to go here, have to do that, must meet these people, blah blah blah. I have arrived at this new and foreign planet this year that actually allows me to fly any direction the wind blows. Besides making a golf tee time, I never have anything on my calendar. This is why I was able to make a run to the Canadian border. When I finally made it out of the house, it was getting late, so I went to Taco Bell instead. I don't care what you say, that shit is goooood! Plus, you get free hot sauce ... I take about 100 or so, enough to last me a month at home. This leads me to the next and highly interesting topic.

THINGS YOU DO NOT NEED TO BUY

1. hot sauce
2. ANY other condiment
3. toilet paper
4. music
5. cups or dishes
6. towels ( hotels dog )
7. coffee
8. dinner for a date ( buy one get one )
9. monitors / TV's
10. a wife ( yes, I really just learned that )

SO .. I got 12 of these new 89 cent burritos and tossed them in the fridge next to my milk collection, and then took a nap. Canada was a very silly idea after all

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