Hurricane Palin rolls into town !!
Sarah Palin has been in the media a LOT. Many believe that her appearance on Oprah was a sign of end times. You Betcha!
They say she has a big following by male conservatives, and is despised by females. This is not true, because yesterday a woman told me she would date Palin any time.
The big news in Hollydale? Palin will be appearing in Minnesota at the Mall of America in Bloomington. I received my invitation [ RIGHT ] in the mail two days ago, addressed to "Current Male Resident". I would go, but have racquetball league finals that day.
In related news, Levi Johnston Says No to the Palin Thanksgiving ... but says yes to a Playgirl spread. He will not show the Toyota Prius. Must have the 1.2 liter motor ...
Before I get any negative comments about the junk mail scan with buxom photos, please note that my intentions were simply to gain a few million image search visitors.
California Imposes Rule for Efficiency on Some TVs
California regulators gave final approval on Wednesday to the first mandatory U.S. energy curbs on television sets. This growing, but often overlooked power drain accounts for 15 percent of home electric bills in the state. When fully implemented, California's standards will be the most stringent for new TVs in the world, said Noah Horowitz, a senior scientist for the Natural Resources Defense Council.Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger stated that this new policy is for regular citizens, and he would mot have any girly man TV's in HIS mansion.
Eggo maker warns buyers of shortage
Kelloggs says there will be a nationwide shortage of its popular Eggo frozen waffles until next summer because of interruptions in production at two of the four plants that make them.
The company's Atlanta plant was shut down for an undisclosed period by a September storm that dumped historic amounts of rain in the area. Meanwhile, several production lines at its largest bakery in Tennessee are closed indefinitely for repairs.
It will take until the middle of 2012 before shelves around the country are stocked at pre-shutdown levels, and customers are already noticing near empty Eggo shelves in the freezer aisle.
I bought the entire inventory of Eggos at the Hollydale Market, and now have frantic people at my door every day. You can guess what I tell them ....
Leggo MY Eggos you Heathens !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fed officials play down impact of weak dollar by taking field trip to the Dollar Tree in Washington DC.
Dallas Fed President Richard Fisher said in an interview with Market News International that panic is just silly. Just open your eyes, and take a look at this whole store full of consumer goods! Pans, cat litter, ravioli, books, plastic flower arrangements .... you name it!
"The only problem with dollar stores is the fact that shopping carts are made for really tiny people". Why they are so F'in small is beyond me. Most people dump the aluminum cans out of their "own" large carts, and bring them inside.
