Thursday, November 12, 2009

Beatles Jokes


Which of the Beatles lives in Australia?
Dingo Starr!

Which of the Beatles is always in a rush?
George Hurryson!

Which of the Beatles is yellow and sour?
John Lemon!

Which Beatles song is about their favourite vegetable?
Peas Please Me!

What is a pig's favourite Beatles song?
I wanna hold your ham!