Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Fishing - Gone Fishing: 70th annual Texas International Fishing Tournament under way

http://www.brownsvilleherald.com/news/fishing-100420-tournament-anglers.html

texas fishing north america destinationGone Fishing: 70th annual Texas International Fishing Tournament under way

We can expect boat traffic to be higher than normal in the Laguna Madre and offshore for the next couple of weeks.

The two largest fishing tournaments of the year, running almost back-to-back, are expected to attract more than 1,750 contestants, fishing from some 600-700 boats.

The 70th Annual Texas International Fishing Tournament runs from today

TIFT features bay, tarpon and offshore divisions for anglers of all ages. There will be two days of fishing, Friday and Saturday; custom prints by artist Larry Haines will be awarded at closing ceremonies on Sunday.

A popular family event, TIFT is the largest saltwater fishing tournament in Texas. Last year, in the aftermath of Dolly, the tournament was canceled for the first time in its long history. During World War II, it was not held for four years because of fuel rationing.

Tournament officials estimate 1,500 anglers and 500 boats will compete this year.

The economic impact on the area historically is considerable. In 2007, visitors spent more than $1.5 million, and TIFT awarded $100,000 in college scholarships.

In 2007, a record 1,576 anglers in 526 boats participated. Fifteen blue marlin were caught, and 14 were released. Twenty-one white Marlin were caught, with 20 of them released. Eighteen sailfish were caught, and 17 were released.

Registration fees for adult anglers are $100. Junior registration fees range from $16 to $30 and captain/crew and social fees are $50 per person.

On Thursday, there will be special activities for juniors up to 21 years of age. For more information, go to www.tift.com or telephone tournament director Betty Wells at 956-943-8438 or 956- 561-1052.

LADIES KINGFISH TOURNAMENT

The Ladies Kingfish Tournament attracts women from around the country. Originally called "The Yellow Rose of Texas" for its first two years, the tournament’s growth and popularity prompted the South Padre Island Chamber of Commerce to take it over.

Boats check in at Port Isabel’s SouthPoint Marina, which has shaded seating for people who wish to observe the weigh-ins.

The tournament features two divisions: offshore and bay. Qualifying offshore fish include kingfish, dolphin, bonito and blackfin tuna. Bay fish include red drum, speckled trout, flounder and snook. First-, second- and third-place trophies will be awarded in each division.

Check-in for the bay division will be from 2:30 to 5 p.m. Saturday, and for the offshore divison, from 2:30 to 7 p.m.

The ladies tournament is not open to men. Men are permitted to act as guides and boat captains. All the fishing, however, must be done by the women.

Because the two tournaments are so close together, some women who participate in TIFT will hang around for the LKT.

For more information, visit the SPI Chamber of Commerce Web page at www.spichamber.com, or call the chamber directly at 956-761-4412.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Music MONDAY: Tender Surrender

DOUBLE PARTICIPATION WORLD WIDE !!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jetson Speedcat flying over Chattahoochee ... Hollydale Golf Course Hollydale Golf Course Hollydale Golf Course Hollydale Golf CourseCity of Lights ... Melborne Australia Argentina Chile Chili bean hot sauce red hot burgundy pants cordoroy

Come join Music Monday and share your songs with us. One simple rule, leave ONLY the actual post link here. You can grab this code at LJL Please note these links are STRICTLY for Music Monday participants only. All others will be deleted without prejudice.


LadyJava's LoungeBLACK GEAR TURNING speedyMusical Monday


and 1. Diane @ Good Mourning, Glory!2. Thom3. Hazel @ Delineating Des4. jori5. Joy6. Denise@ Fullnest7. Speedy Cat Hollydale

Magpie Collective Assimilates Nice & Easy Grocery Shoppes


Windows Vista phone stinks
The new Windows VISTA phone was released to the public last week, and I was fortunate enough to be part of their test marketing group.

All I had to do was carry it with me for a week and then BLOG about it! I knew all the hours wasted here would eventually pay off ...

Here is the thing, it is very hard to keep up to date with your contacts when every call begins the prompt, "WINDOWS NEEDS YOUR PERMISSION TO ACCEPT THIS CALL".
Eye Yhie eeee .... then it said, "WINDOWS NEEDS TO SHUT DOWN TO ACCEPT THIS CALL".

All calls went to voice mail where I had to jump through the same hoops.

Nightmarish and Grisly - that's my review


Windows Mobile Device Center 6.1 Windows Vista Support



Micheal bolton & Eddie Van Halen
After 20+ years of turmoil, Van Halen has decided to show it's older and softer side with
Micheal Bolton

One curious fan asked Eddie just what it was like to play mellow chords instead of a screaming riff line .... he replied, "Not much of a switch if you stay really high, man"

The new album will be available in August of 2009 with songs destined to become hits like THESE


1. Empathy n Buffets
2. Dancing in the basement
3. Where have all the good follicles gone
4. Fiber in the morning pepto at night
5. My third marriage was best
6. How am I supposed to live without Jack Daniels
7. Grandma looks hotter than teacher
8.
Valerie Bertinelli is too hot for me now
9. When a man loves an
Older Woman in a wheel chair
10. Golden years ... Golden showers ... Diarrhea



WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN




lewiski in a dress with a cigar and a handbag blows Bill
This photo was captured in Vegas just one hour before Nevada authorities arrived. The illegal marriage was dissolved, and Bill went home to Hillary for his weekly spankin.

Monica Lewinsky News - The New York Times

Reports from a key witness at the short lived wedding party claim that
Wedding Crashers Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn were there to scrap up the left-over honeys.

"I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. He also might be a genius because it actually does work, he's cleaning up"


nicole ritchie eating chicken
The TV Guide / Dell awards show was hosted by
Nicole Ritchie ... who showed up carrying her new (and coveted) bowling ball handbag with Senator Speedcat Hollydale on the side.

Richie plans to
name her new baby after Michael Jackson , but hopes it looks like SpeedyCat.

Later, in front of the podium, the crowd was shocked to hear Richie call the women in the audience "skanky whores".

Nicole, who says she doesn't know the sex of her child and is waiting to be surprised, has not exactly been taking time out to relax and put her feet up during this pregnancy. The soon to mother-of-two has been keeping busy with her House Of Harlow jewelry line and has recently announced on her blog that she will be designing a maternity line for the maternity clothing company "
A Pea in the Pod".

Nicole has become known for her Boho chic look and her pregnancies have not kept her from keeping her style.



Michelle Obama White House alterations
Barack and Michelle Obama’s private quarters in the White House currently features two magnificent chandeliers designed by the
Magpie Collective, based in Barrydale, named Princess and La Riche Ella.

Both chandeliers are six-armed, Regency-inspired creations produced from an assortment of recycled plastic trinkets and colored plastic “doppies” — bottle lids, interwoven with glass beads and crystal drops illuminated by candles.

According to the Wall Street Journal, the Obamas have a long-standing interest in modern art and design, and Obama included 50 million for the National Endowment for the Arts in his economic stimulus package.
Leading American museums and private collectors have been swift to loan bold, abstract art works for the public and private rooms of the White House as the new occupants wish to round out the collections, which up to now have been dominated by
19th century American Art



Nice and easy grocery shoppes
HOORAY 4 the local Hollydale
Nice N Easy Grocery Shoppe !!! They held a two day event where gas was ridiculously low with the purchase of a live chicken ... (for a home pet).

I was first in line on Saturday morning and happened to see
Pamela Anderson grabbing a pack of Camels. I told her that NO MATTER HOW tired, hungover, or skanky she looked, my favorite Baywatch babe would always be her.

Being a loyal (and obsessed) fan, I gave her my free chicken. She said, "Whatever Speedy ... well, thanks" , and then passed out behind a dumpster. Tommy Lee was there to haul her back home so do not worry

Me? I took back my chicken and named it "Juice Newtonfeathers"



INTERNET NOTES SPECIAL EDITION ADDITION

The news: KWA and FSRI Reveals official "Glitch" in Speedcat Blogging Software

Faking SmartDear Speedcat,
On the part of the FSRI and Karl Wolfbrooks Ager, we wish to extend an apology for any inconvenience this problem in your blogging software might have caused for readers of your daily column. It is never fun to see a comment repeated, let alone a comment as pithy as one generated from our automated blogging post response division. Please remedy this "glitch" at your soonest convenience.


From all of us here at the FSRI,
the best...

The Post that EVAPORATED

I just worked an hour and a half creating a post, and it DISSAPPEARED!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somehow, all that is left now is the photos and part of the begining text / HTML

FRUSTRATED .... I quit. It was a really great post, so please just pretend you liked it. Blogger you SUCK !!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH
.... dammit

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Mr. Clean Head

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime ... and grease in just a minute, Mr. Clean will clean Mr. Clean Headyour whole house ... and everything that's in it.

Mr. Clean Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean
Mr. Clean Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean


Mr. Clean from Hollydale will spic and span your shitay` toylay ...
He has a bucket will not phucket cause floors and walls be sticky!



ugly shitter ... and yes this is mine, the Speedcat Hollydale toilet

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Sick like Dogs ... or as one

I am sick ..... in the summertime .... and it really stinks to high hog !!!!!!!!!!

sick like dogsMy throat is on fire and my nose is dripping. Body aches, chest is stuffy, thought I was hungry now cannot finish my Orange Roughy. (that's fish)
Took a hot shower and felt better for a moment, now at the keyboard almost in a coma - n't. he heee
Thinking about taking some medicine, but do not want to go out. I would gladly trade this shit for some good old fashioned gout. ( YHEEEE OUTCH ! )
Dear virus, I hate you with the intensity of one thousand suns. Stuck in bed and chair ... cannot feel my buns.
Sneezing sneezing, a booger flies out. At least I live alone and can just leave it there. Where is the oxygen? ... where is the air??
Was wearing a robe, then feverishly hot, now it's my birthday, and I am wearing my suit. ( it is NOT my birthday )
Blah blah blah, I have no more to blog, maybe go watch TV, and then feed the dog.
Red nose blue feet, Kleenex feet stinky pete. Yellow phlegm green light, brown shoe black tux. Haaaaaaaaa CHOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!


Someone please contact Doctor Shoal and send two cookies

Mr Bubble bath & bubble bath sick shot

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Stereophonic Juke Box Antique

stereophonic juke box antique
Easy click and play music hits from the years specified. Click your birth year and SHAZAM .... songs a play'in

40's JuKeBoX
1955 JuKeBoX
1956 JuKeBoX
1957 JuKeBoX
1958 JuKeBoX
1959 JuKeBoX
1960 JuKeBoX
1961 JuKeBoX
1962 JuKeBoX
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NEWS CHEAT QUICK POST


Manager: Paula Abdul Likely Not Returning to American Idol

Us Magazine - July 18, 2009, 5:27 pm PDT
David Sonenberg calls the stall of the judge's contract negotiations "unnecessarily hurtful" and "disrespectful"more »


Michael Jackson's 1984 Pepsi Commercial Accident: Who's To Blame?

Access Hollywood - July 18, 2009, 3:22 pm PDT
LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- The newly released footage of the harrowing events of Jan. 27, 1984, when Michael Jackson caught on fire while shooting a spot for Pepsi, has raised new questions about who may be responsible for the accident.Former LA City Fire Department Capt. Donald Donester, who was an eyewitness to the horrifying disaster, believes it was the video's director, Bob Giraldi, who told Michael to wait on the platform where the pyrotechnics exploded too soon, catching the singer on fire -- a charge Giraldi denies.more »


Rosie O'Donnell: Call Me For 'Dance Your Ass Off!'

Access Hollywood - July 18, 2009, 11:38 am PDT
LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Rosie O'Donnell loves "Dance Your Ass Off" - and she told Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson she wants to join a celebrity version of the Oxygen reality show. "[It's] my favorite show," she told Shaun on the set of Lifetime's "Drop Dead Diva," where she was filming a return guest appearance for an episode airing this September.more »


Legendary TV news anchor Walter Cronkite dies

Reuters - July 18, 2009, 11:33 am PDT
Reuters - Former CBS News anchor Walter Cronkite, whose authoritative delivery of news events from the John F. Kennedy assassination to the Apollo moon landing and Vietnam War, made him "the most trusted man in America," died on Friday at age 92.more »


FEATURE LINK! ... Hollydale Pheppings Gone Wild

Moneypenny Undercover TIMES - July 19th, 2009, 11:22 am PDT
Unbelievable [photos] and information captured from a previously unknown archive of E Harmony ... a social web site. Viewer discresion ADVISED



I am off to doo the GOLFING, and quickly created this with COPY and PASTE. I like GLOOOO :-)

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE BLOG PHOTOS

Friday, July 17, 2009

Laketrees Mini Portrait Contest ROCKS !!!


Written about Kim at LAKETREES dot com



HOW 2 WIN YOUR OWN FREE MINI PORTRAIT !!

Kim at Laketrees is offering readers the opportunity to win a Free Mini Portrait this month. The Mini Portrait is 25cm x 25cm (10" x 10") - acrylic on gallery wrapped canvas ...
# free postage
# value: $250 (au)
# one person/subject of the winner's choice
# winner will be selected from a random generator at the end of this month

What you can do??

1. leave a comment here =1 entry per comment
2. post about the competition at your blog with a link back to laketrees = 10 entries
3. RETWEET this post on twitter = 1 entry per tweet
4. Subscribe to laketrees by Email = 5 entriesplease let Kim know in this post what you have chosen to do so she can allocate your entries by the 31st July

Photo from Laketrees dot com Kim Barker Owner of image

EXAMPLE OF KIM'S WORK




Video from YOU TUBE found at Laketrees

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Pterodactyl Urine

Cave man wild speedcat looking for a mate wild cavewoman lady
I was out roaming the Midwest in 2020 BC .... and was hungry. No, not for bison, but for a new wife. I was trying to attract female attention to myself by pounding on a rock and screaming out loud grunting noises. I was also wearing a new cologne made from pterodactyl urine.

Just as I was about to give up, one hot, juicy, robust cave girl peered out from a distant bush. I initiated some visuals, and swayed my hips back and forth in a thrusting manner. She charged like a wild and injured Baboon, and waved her club in the air. Either an attack, or a wild romance was in store for Speedy CaveCat!

Cave Man Woman Club with a turd poop bat clubI opened my arms and braced for impact, which I estimated to be approximately 10 metric tons worth. With my eyes clenched, time seemed to stand still. Minutes went by, almost 4 of them. Slowly I cracked one eyelid open a tweak to see her poised to strike a blow to my cranium with her club .... but wait a moment, this was no regular club, it was a large hardened piece of dinosaur turd! I knew right away from the smell, because I once utilized a giant turd club myself.

I said, "Go ahead and swing lady, but that turd is not structurally sound, and will snap in half like a toothpick on my brain-bucket". She replied, "Onggnaggi bonga choogie lalala yha EEEEEEEEEE grunt grunt gagagagagaaaaaa navahonda oootchie moe, bonga bonga" .... which translates to the smell of that urine musk is making me HOT!

We were inseparable for years, until she became a MySpace tramp. To bad really, just not that much.

Cave Man Wall Painting

Loch Ness Monster Lake Creature attacks Lake Harriet

Loch Ness Monster Lake Creature attacks Lake Harriet
A Loch Ness Monster in Hollydale? It could happen, because one appeared last week on the East side of Lake Harriet in Minneapolis Minnesota.

The real poop? Well, it may not really be a monster, but it is possible. The "Lake Creature" is a project of The Minneapolis Parks Foundation and artist Cameron Gainer. They created the sculpture as a way to show artwork can enrich and involve the community.
The creature has its own website, but it needs a name. If you'd like to submit a name for the 'Lake Creature'
Click here.
Word on the street is that the Nessie-like Sculpture will make other appearances around town throughout the summer ... I plan on catching a few photos myself!


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Macchiato Espresso & Macchiato B Macchiato

macchiato & macchiato I love you macchiato


A Macchiato .... another Caramel Macchiato please! I love the MACCHIATO ESPRESSO BAR !!! Say, who wants to go get a Macchiato with me??

Macchiato ... Espresso Macchiato . [mock-e-AH-toe] Some say this is espresso with about a half inch of milk foam, I say it is HEAVEN. YHAAAA HOOOOOOOO MACCHIATO

SHARING A MACCHIATO Music Monday LIVE Paul McCartney EARTH - WIDE

a SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE: Macchiato Espresso & Macchiato B Macchiato