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Bill Murry Impales Woman with Golf Ball & Air is a New Pollutant on Twitter ... Oprah Style

Now Blogger offers a new mode of posting ... TEXT / SMS !!! ((beltch))

With the US poised to move ahead on climate change by deeming Carbon Dioxide a Pollutant , the Big Brother Government that everyone seems to love will be able to tax you for breathing and when your cat poops. It will also mean government will be able to control damn near everything in the business economy. [cap and trade cap and trade] YEAH BIG GOVERNMENT !!! GO GO GO !!!! Obama is also looking into O3 - otherwise known as ozone. If they can claim that is a pollutant too, taxing "lightning" could save 1 billion jobs that the CO2 tax destroys. I say, "Why stop there!" Lets also make O2 a pollutant. We could tax hospitals right into oblivion. I am looking forward to the day I have a chip in my arm loaded up with world currency from my job that the government picked out. {real equality baby!!!}

Guidelines for broader stem cell research unveiled yesterday include an offer to employ unwed mothers in the city. One million dollars per pregnancy not resulting in birth. Reports of 70's style love makin` are booming all over town. My sperm has been sold on the open market for 20 trillion dollars, and I plan to pay back the Chinese with my windfall. That way the next stimulus will not add to our debt that is LARGER THAN OUR ENTIRE GNP. Read that last part once more, and then tell me why the tea parties were stooopid.


The Unlikely Singer and YouTube Sensation named Susan Boyle has shocked the world. I have read all over this proves that you should not judge a book by it's cover. Does this really mean that most people think only beautiful and intelligent people like Brittney Spears hold the monopoly on singing with a golden voice? ((hysterical laughter injected here))

With Oprah Onboard, Twitter Grows to be the greatest media of all times. The only liberal left to join is out hatching eggs in Madagascar, and is being brought a satellite with mobile web. Praise the Lord! ... (ooops, I mean all the religions except THAT one). Of course we all know that Ashton Kutcher is the king of Twitter . This is because he posts up fake photos of his wife Demi in underware. What a genius .......

Actors' Union and Studios Agree on Tentative Deal !! The Screen Actors Guild has reached a tentative agreement on a new contract with a coalition of major Hollywood movie and television studios, the two sides announced on Friday. Gee wiz, I thought I might have to end my life .... thank HOLLYWOOD for saving us all. Honestly, I think we should all go on strike AGAINST Hollywood until I can see a movie and get a pop for less that 2 billion dollars. Let some new actors that work cheap fill in for a while. If Brad and Angelina disappeared, I really would not notice anyway.

Bill Murray's errant tee shot strikes woman in her yard. Yes, it is true, Bill's golf ball was hit so poorly that it sent an innocent woman to the hospital. Cinderella story ... he's got the four iron ... the crowd is going wild ... the golf ball ricochets of the woman's skull .... and goes in the hole ... another Masters win.
Murray came back to Mrs. DiMaggio's backyard the next day of the ProAM tournament and asked her how she was feeling. She said the only thing she wanted from the actor was his autograph on a copy of "Caddyshack," the mad mad golf comedy from 1980. Wait a moment ... 1980 !?!!! That was 29 years ago. Good cats I am getting old. Ehhh - who cares.


footnotes: infomation on taxing natural elements found at biggov.com

READ MORE ABOUT CAP AND TRADE: The Cost of Global Warming: A Story in Pictures

Drowsey Monkey, Twitter, and Nurse Amanda Hugankiss

How do even start to have this make any sense?? Good question! Here is my best go of it.

Drowsey Monkey is a blog that was started about a doll. No, the blog is NOT about a doll, but go along with me here. Drowsey posted a picture of the doll at Twitter. Conversation started about having blond hair before I arrived on my computer, as I was watching tweets with my mobile phone. Nursehugankiss, whose specialty is head transplants, offered to put Jaffer's head on the Drowsey Doll (with blond hair). Of course I wanted in on this. One after another, the "Head Transplants" came in and were posted at Twitpic. Here are the TwitPic links: JafferDoll, SpeedyDoll, Drowsey Doll with Beard, Drowsey with 2 ears . Of course, you do not have to click all these links because they are here, but many comments are at the Twitpic locations too and will further make this story harder to understand ... yet more interesting. (whew!!)

Here they are

Original Drowsey Monkey Doll

Jaffer Doll

Speedcat Doll

Drowsey Monkey Doll

.... and THIS one I created myself


Yes, the last picture was created after the fact and nobody has seen it ... YET.
What makes this Twitter event even better is that you can find the same post written by two other authors! Check out Never Post a Photo to TwitPic by Drowsey Monkey and Fric, Frac and Speedy by Jaffer. Same story, but told much better than I did.

makes perfect sense - right ???

Mahatmo Joolianies

Honest Scrap Award
I was given the Honest Scrap Award by Akilah who received it from The Mind of A Mom!" Scrap means leftovers, fragments, discarded material, and many times truth and honesty is discarded material, considered fragments and left over. So, we need to tell it like it is, and let the scraps fall where they will.
Honorees are to: 1. First list 10 honest things about ourselves - and make it interesting, even if we have to dig deep! 2. We are to pass the award on to 7 bloggers we feel embody the spirit of the Honest Scrap."
Here I go (again):01. I have a big goiter. 02. The blog people are after me ... I just know it! 03. I prefer chicks with HUGE noses. 04. I don’t like maple syrup ... an LOATH it really. 05. I keep seven chicklets in my pocket at all times. 06. Number 5 leads to frustration which leads to painful nail biting sessions. (I copied that one because I liked it - thanks Akilah) 07. I love to be on stage. 08. I weep every time I watch Shallow Hal. 09. My dog Mardy is the coolest animal I know. 10. What was I writing about??? .... OH! - I have a shoert attention span, and drift from place to place.
I AWARD (& TAG):1. Stone2. Cleo 3. Elizabeth4. JR5. Summer6. Aleta7. Speedy (I always tag myself)

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THE MORE BONKERS THAN BUSH AWARD!!!

"Okay, my nominees are Master Sy for being insane at all times and that fruitcake Speedcat over at Hollydale for being just plain bonkers. I am proud to know them both... because they make me look sane. Hurrah! "

>> Tuesday, December 16, 2008 quote from Flowers and silly stuff by Jane Turley

NOTE: Jane later re-canted and said I was kind and a genius. It's all there in my comments for the post "FIRE BARN"

There were more awards at this post, but other people go those .... So my first award goes to Mr Geoffrey for his three blogs Falling Forwards , Love's passage and Geoffrey's Farrago The quality of his writing is excellent as are his personal, social, political and economic observations. In fact, sometimes Hillgrandmum and Eve's Lungs would agree that UBread is sha and her blog AgelessBonding when I'm over his place I'm in complete awe of his intelligence. However, I feel even more thick when he gets into conversations with my second nominee, Eddie from The Cliff Walk. Yes, this is what's known as plagiarism, but was done with a kind linki happy sharing kinda way .... werd wife

The photo to the right was made by the one and only Olga the Traveling Bra . It was inspired by At Home at Last / Chris and her NEW hair cut. I wanted one to, so Cuppie took me to the virtual barber. THEN MADE COOKIES!!! Blogging is such a treat. You cannot go wrong with Blogger. Yeah, all you self hosted goof balls are proud of your Domains and URL's, but the minute your host goes down, you cry like the wind. Was that a good analogy? Who knows .... as Jane says, I am LOOONIE! ( I like that Mrs. Turley ) I am on ~
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Go here instead, much MUCH more sane: TWITTER (I was there about 2 hours ago)follow Speedcat on Twitter

THEN!!!!!!!!!!! Check this out. There is a great new place called SLOGBITE by Mel from Monday Morning Power and his other 12 blogs. You can get recognized, and direct traffic to your blog FREE of charge. This is the new widget. Notice the COOL people on it already?



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I just watched Mo singing ‘A Merry Little Christmas’ at Beetle's. You Must check it out :-)