Speedcat Hollydale Blog Blown to Smithereens

So, I have been bothering asking my animation expert friend DCR to blow up my blog for some time ... especially after seeing Teeni and Deborah's blogs blown to smithereens. I just read What Speedcat Has Been Begging For! and found my dreams had been turned to reality, and uploaded to You Tube.
Check this out, and have the sound turned UP !

0007 James BondCat

Scene #1

James BondCat: I'm not in the habit of giving answers to ... DOPES.
Mr. Big: You damn lucky Bondcat you even got an ear left to hear the question with!
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: Fire the truth gun Bondcat
Felix Leiter: What in the world?
State Trooper: Let me have a word with Mr Big. Bondcat is a loose cannon.
James BondCat: BANG .... BANG BANG BANG! (run like chickens, you fowl humans)

Scene#2

Cab driver: You know where you're going?
James BondCat: Hollydale, Downtown Hollydale
Cab driver: WHAT? You must have a death wish, man!
James BondCat: Well you just stay on the tail of that jukebox and there's an extra two hundred in it for you.
Cab driver: Hey man, for two hundred bucks I'd take you to an Arkansas cookout!

Scene#3

Tee-Hee: There are two ways to disable the evil syndicate, you know.
James BondCat: I don't suppose you'd care to tell me what they are?
Tee-Hee: One way is to take a pencil and write them a mean note.
James BondCat: And the other way?
Tee-Hee: Oh, the other way is twice as simple. You just stick your hand in there mouths and pull teeth out. Heh, heh.

THE FINAL ALTERCATION

Kananga: DCR, on the first wrong answer from Miss Solitaire, you will snip the little finger of Mr. BondCat's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer, you will proceed to the more ... VITAL ... areas.
Mr. Big: Is THIS the stupid mother who tailed you to Hollydale?
James BondCat: There seems to be some mistake. My name is Speedcat ...
Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones! Y'all take this Cat out and WASTE HIM!
Tee-Hee: Mr. BondCat, good luck with that
M: [jumps out from the shadows] Here BONDCAT .... catch !!!!
James BondCat: By pulling out this button, it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet - even at short range, or so "Q " claims...
M: I feel very tempted to test that theory right now!
James Bond: [deflects bullets and beats everyone to a pulp]


EPILOGUE

Solitaire Lady: Is there time before we leave, for Love Lesson number 3?
James BondCat: [undressing] Of course. There's no sense going out with my gun half-cocked.
Solitaire Lady: Such a delicate touch.
James Bond: Sheer magnetism, darling.
[Bondcat unzips Solitaire Lady's dress with the magnet in his watch]
Solitaire Lady: I know who you are, what you are, and why you've come.
James BondCat: Ohhh just send me a postcard ... I'll get it from Miss Moneypenny .

Twitter is Dangerous .... Like Crack

How many of you are familiar with Twitter?

Some hate it, some like it, and some are sadly addicted to it. There are people that "talk" on Twitter all day long ... every day.
I use it mostly with my cell phone. I can be traveling across the Midwest and have a conversation with another blogger in Australia. The other thing I like is being able to "mini post" to my sidebar. When I "Tweet" something, or upload a photo, it is sent to the widget on the upper right side of my page by a feed.

Here is the strange part, so called celebrities are also on Twitter. Do I think "THEY" are actually typing in small messages? No ... not for a minute. Barack Obama has a Twitter account, and I would bet 10 Trillion he has never actually sat down and wrote something for the masses. In any case, he has a huge following. Twitter users are un-proportionally LIBERALS. I think that stems from 95% of them having to much time on their hands.

Over the weekend, I did not use Twitter much, but when I checked to see what people were talking about, they were all loosing there minds about a security breech. The warnings were "not to click any links, nor enter passwords ANYWHERE". Wide spread panic and chaos by Tweet Masters across the board. Their "lifeline might be cut" !! It sounded more like LIVES WERE IN JEOPARDY.

Turns out the breach was caused "mainly" by a hacker that found his way into the main server, and gained administrative capabilities. Britney Spears was now appearing to be losing her mind with a hacker making her updates. My question is, how could anyone really tell? More on the details of this here: "Twitter Hack: How It Happened and What's Being Done"

This of course became big news, and was even on my Google Home Page. How dare anyone mess with Obama? (or who zombie followers THINK is Obama)

Here are some BIG TIME accounts at Twitter ...

Barack Obama, US president-elect
Typical tweet: We just made history. All of this happened because you gave your time, talent and passion. All of this happened because of you.
Followers: 166,629 (following 154,903 back)
Twitverdict: Daily updates (by someone) on his campaign during the election build-up, but nothing since. There are still Twitter crazed supporters waiting for him to Tweet from the White House ..... to "them"

Lance Armstrong, seven-time Tour de France winner
Typical tweet: Driving back from the shop after riding 4 hours. I hear the drug testers are waiting at the house.
Followers: 19,661 (following 43 back)
Twitverdict: Plenty of tedious training updates, interspersed with family news and BBQ recommendations. Like reading toilet paper

Shaquille O’Neill, US basketball player
Typical tweet: Startn 2morro if u c a homeless person, feedem, only if u can
BONUS ~ Drunk tweet: Even the aliens no me, da ones real far, i speak to em like ibadablaa, Jigamagla, bockeraaa.
Followers: 24,622 (following 335 back)
Twitverdict: Ignore the sentimental "shaq quotes" and enjoy the insane, hilarious, misspelt nonsense. I cannot shpel either

John Cleese, actor and comedian
Typical tweet: Terry Gilliam invented Time Travel (hence his Time Bandits film). We went forward in time, watched YouTube, and stole our own ideas. Clever!
Followers: 24,947 (following 42 back)
Twitverdict: Worth following for the "Idle's tool is in the Devil's hands" tweet alone. Monte PYTHON !!!!! ... bring out your dead ... bring out your dead

Britney Spears, US singer
Typical tweet: Congrats on the #1 Album Britney!! We're all so happy for your here at Team Britney!
Followers: 14,049 (following 1,194 back)
Twitverdict: Dreadful dreadful dreadful. Largely written by her "entourage", it's the sort of vapid celebrity drivel that gives the internet a bad name. If you follow Britney Spears, please take a good hard look at your life.

MC Hammer, US rapper and dancer
Typical tweet: Going to the studio to listen to a hot mix on some new music Ps. gotta save the "business" of music from self destruction and greed
Followers: 18,264 (following 13,025 back)
Twitverdict: Prolific, sincere and quick to reply to readers' Tweets. VERY LIBERAL

I have conversed with MC Hammer many times. He once said, "Merry Christmas to you and yours Speedy". Because MC Hammer talks to me ... I know he IS THE REAL M.C. "COY"

Speedcat Hollydale, Published author, entrepreneur, power blogger
Typical Tweet: ... is Cuppie lost at sea? Will She ever return? How can a bra clean a room anyway?? from mobile web
Followers: 162 (following 111 back)
Twitverdict: This guy is either a comic genius, or an insane lunatic that escaped the nut house. 20% of "followers" stem from the topless "Christmas Hat" avatar back in December. (very popular with women)

There is more to an attack on Twitter than simply stealing users’ online identities. As many as 41 percent of internet users foolishly use the same username and password for every website they access, so the potential for abuse is HUGE. My passwords and usernames are different for everything. People wonder why I have so many email addresses .... this is why! Three people KNOW my Twitter username / password combination .... and that is ok


. . . OHH, I almost forgot. You can favorite a "TWEET" @twitter. These are mine.

sahans @hollydale Well besides the obvious joy and wonder that poop can bring... @somethinggirl was tweeting about her dog potty training 10:30 PM Nov 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to hollydale

OlgaTTB @maniar - Between that & Speedie's smooshed boobies...I'm really starting to worry! 9:07 PM Oct 29th, 2008 from web in reply to maniar

NurseHugankiss Hasta La Vista beavers!!! 9:11 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from web

crpitt @DrowseyMonkey That always happens, Speedcat's age is showing :) 9:17 PM Jul 27th, 2008 from web in reply to DrowseyMonkey

DrowseyMonkey @crpitt I don't remember that detail, LOL. But Speedy seems to have quieted down for now. 9:13 PM Jul 27th, 2008 from web in reply to crpitt

FEATURE TWEET: sahans I am thinking about starting a Twitter account for my dog. She does lots of things. Eat, sleep, sniff dog's butts, and licks doggie "junk". 12 minutes ago from mobile web

Linki the Winki El` Chupacabra & Other Nice Things from "Internet Treasures Showcase"

"Ho Ho Hoooo" is a post sending me the award you see to the right. I realize that most awards are link driven, and are passed around like post it notes. This one was different. When I read about "my own blog" through anothers eyes, it affected me in a very positive way. You can check it out HERE at the "I Ponder" blog.

Debo Hobo is having a Can You Guess What These Are? contest. I think I won already, but you still have a chance. Wait till you see what you can win!

DCR the ALIEN DOCTOR and utmost authority on Twitter is having a GUESS the BLOGGER mystery photo post ... thing. It looks like me, I think. Click Mystery Blogger #2 and see for yourself.

Ghost of Christmas Past CAUGHT ON FILM! is by the mad funny man LOBO. He has a video of "SINGING and DANCING" Speedcat there. I was the director and writer of the song, LOBO wrote the post. Good combo ... and a must see

Miss Moneypenny is one of my favorite bloggers in the entire universe (even though she creates embarrassing photo shop pictures of me on a weekly basis). Christmas Bulbs Are Born Again has a surprise NEW grand baby photo at the end!
Cute??? ... YES.

Doctor Shoal has finally revealed his past, and indeed who he really is. For the in depth 500 page novel (with pictures) ... check out " My Story (novelette by Doctor Shoal) ".
There are also many insights from nurses across the globe in the epilogue.

AND ... last but certainly not least, the ~A Mountain Boy's Christmas Memory~ Guest Post By Eric Schweer link pretty much explains itself. This was a really well done reflection from the past, receiving Five Stars on the Speed-O-Meter.
I found it following incoming links - when was the last time you followed yours?