Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Hollydale Hoarders and Dive Bombing Real Estate



hoarder house for sale
Realtor: Speedy, we need to clean up your place here before showing it to prospective buyers

Speedcat: Clean up what?

Realtor: Well, just the "clutter"

Speedcat:I don't have any clutter. This is all preeeemo stuff


Realtor: That's nice, but with to many distractions the house looks smaller. People want to envision a large room with plenty of square feet for their own furniture.

Speedcat: (( scratches head ))

Realtor: So, maybe you can get a storage unit?

Speedcat: I don't think so. How about you just sell this shack as it sits

Realtor: You will just be loosing money

Speedcat: I don't care about that. Besides, who is working for who here? If I wanted someone telling me what to do, I would go down to the singles bar and get me a new wife.

Realtor: I don't really care for your attitude.

Speedcat: Yeah, you're right, and I apologize. I was recently in a bad ... well, you know.

Realtor: Understood. So, we can clean the place up a little?


Speedcat: What?






ugly room