Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Who's the Mightiest of the Jungle?

The Lion was walking through the forest and saw a mouse come along. Asserting his dominance the Lion lets out a mighty roar and screams, "WHO'S THE KING OF ALL THE LAND?!"
The mouse cowers in fear and says, "You all mighty lion..."
The lion is pleased and says, "You may live."
Soon after a monkey comes walking, and the...(tharr be more) Lion again lets out a mighty roar, "WHO'S THE KING OF ALL THE LAND"
The monkey cries in fright, but manages to say, "You all mighty lion..."
The lion is pleased and says, "You may live."
Next an elephant comes walking along. The Lion puffs himself up and lets out a mighty roar and yells, "WHO'S THE KING OF ALL THE LAND."
The elephant grabs the lion with his trunk tosses him repeatedly in the air, bangs him against some trees. Tosses him against a rock, stomps on him and walks off.
The Lion looks at the elephant and says, "Just because you don't know the answer doesn't mean you gotta get so upset."