The heat and dew points have been so high in the past three weeks. My guess is that my sweat secretions have been in the 10,000 gallon range, or to make a visual comparison, "A tanker truck full". If that sounds repulsive ... consider the under-arm odors.
I thought it would be fun to start a list of IT WAS SO HOT quotes. Please feel free to add a few of your own.
It was so hot my weeeener fell off
It was so hot the food started cooking before the charcoal was lit
It was so hot my hair melted and fused to my brain
It was so hot my belly button became a bird bath out on the deck
It was so hot Al Gore turned on 1 billion KWH of AC to cool the world carbon tax pushers ... yes, pushers
It was so hot Bonnie Franklin moved in with Shcnieder ( however you spell his name )
It was so hot my urine was dark brown, and pasty
It was so hot I stayed in and played hooky ( ok, that one is true )
It was so hot people actually blogged about it!
