Saturday, January 16, 2010

Sheboygan General Larry Platt & Sandra Streep Lip Lock

A 36 year old Sheboygan Wisconsin woman stripped in front of her kids and police in a drunken attempt to avoid a shoplifting arrest is sheboygan nude arrest by Evan Hollydale , Speedcat's brother going to jail. As part of a plea agreement, Julia E. Laack pleaded no contest to three charges including retail theft. Prosecutors say she stole beef jerky and a lighter from a convenience store. They say when police went to her home she began screaming at three children in her house, telling one teenager the incident was his fault. As police tried to calm her, she allegedly stripped to her underwear and told the officers they couldn't arrest her because she was going to be naked! (makes sense to me )

Information from: The Sheboygan Press



sandra bullock Meryl Streep kissing frenching at awards showSandra Bullock and Meryl Streep shared a victory trophy and then kissed during the 15th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards in Hollywood Friday. In her acceptance speech, Bullock said Streep has a lot in common with her. "She loves food and goodie lovin` ... so do I".

Yes, you must admit how un-CANNIE that is. Plus, what's not to like about chicks getting jiggy with it on TV.

NOTE** {Speedcat Hollydale is not making a political or moral statement, and agrees with who-ever is commenting at any given time}

Information from: Us Magazine





As Jimmy Kimmel makes jokes at Jay Leno's expense , Lawyers are closing in on Conan the Barbarian. You can say all you want though, as DCR pointed out to me in his last Late Night Series, it all boils down to hair. Here at the Hollydale Gazette we have proof with this surveillance footage, taken by our news editor in chief, "Wendy Wenderella".

Late Night Tv Wars with Conan and Jay leno bad hair




Lastly, I am blown away with the massive publicity for the Pants on the Ground song sung by "General" Larry Platt, the 63-year-old civil rights veteran and perpetrator of the original rap song.
In case you've somehow missed it, the lyrics to "Pants on the Ground" go like this:


Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walkin' down town
With your pants on the ground!


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