Monday, June 22, 2009

Like Forrest Gump


OMGosh my life is gone crazy. So many things going on at once, my head is spinning. I was thinking of creating a post, but I just have some time here at the office and decided to banter on about absolutely nothing. Well, it is something, just not very interesting. At the moment I am in the process of moving and 10 billion other things, some really good, some bad. Stress is taking it's toll, and I am looking forward to next month when the dust will settle.
stressed catAfter this life tornado blows over, I hope to be back here blogging more often, and visiting the friends I have on line. Till then, I'll be the one flying by with my shoes on fire. ( ... and that's bout all I gots tah say bout` thaat ) "Like Forest Gump"

I have been taking some pictures ........

rivah on Twitpicdrove by THIS! (no ... I am not at the lake) on Twitpiccheck out the clouds in the distance ... three stooges is wha... on TwitpicI want to be here floating on a pontoon instead of driving by... on Twitpicglad I am NOT going east! (whew) on Twitpictornado !!!!! on Twitpicstraaaaange wisconsin back yard (normal there) oyah oye oye vay on Twitpicthx to the nice woman that took this pichah (cowbow speedcat) on Twitpicstill on Twitpic
click on photos to enlarge

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Sidebar Mini Blogging

I will be traveling for work this week, so my blog will be over there to the right on my sidebar. ( In photos and 140 character bursts ) Any comment here will be answered over there ... on the sidebar. Makes perfect sense, right? Ha haaaa !!!

PEZ Candy Speedcat Hollydale Summer Daze & Music Monday

PEZ dispenser dispencer candy head Speedcat Hollydale pez &pez

I often wonder just how I arrived to where I am today. It seems like the greatest summer of my life (1985) was just not that long ago!

There were no worries, I fell in love every month, and enjoyed every moment of life. Of course, I always had some PEZ in my pokit to share ...

DOUBLE PARTICIPATION WORLD WIDE !!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jetson Speedcat flying over Chattahoochee ... Hollydale Golf Course Hollydale Golf Course Hollydale Golf Course Hollydale Golf CourseCity of Lights ... Melborne Australia Argentina Chile Chili bean hot sauce red hot burgundy pants cordoroy


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Come join Music Monday and share your songs with us. One simple rule, leave ONLY the actual post link here. You can grab this code at LJL Please note these links are STRICTLY for Music Monday participants only. All others will be deleted without prejudice.






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1. Lady Java Lounge (LJL)2. LLP3. PRETTYFIREFLY4. ANE @ Life According To Me5. ANE @ A Network of Entertainment6. bem69 (The Closer I Get To You)7. Xeph and Reema8. Pink Lady @ Sheepish Thoughts9. Liza (ASL)10. Joel (LAPP)11. Shemah12. Maria13. Pie14. Self magic - Korean Zither Theme15. Cafe Au Lait16. Modern Mom17. Lily Arbee18. Roxiticus Desperate Housewives19. Newz Around Us: Go the Distance --> Be Strong!20. Roxy's Bay Head Blog21. Girls Are Made of Sugar and Spice22. Marites, Pinaylighterside23. Lynn (*Lynn's Chic Spot*)24. Rozella25. Night Clicks26. laketrees (win a free mini portrait)27. Nyumix's Blog28. Faisal Admar - Nobody Wants to Be Lonely29. Nancy's Things I Heart30. Afandi31. Carleen32. Levy M33. Speedy the CAT in Hollydale

Friday, June 12, 2009

Montecappulates and the Hollydale's Love Battles and Love Heartbreakers

First aired in 2008 ...

Juliet: Dost en a Capulate? Whomever-est thine eyes shine upon thee.
Rommecat: Your family stinks ... go away. Gosh, kinda cute though!

Juliet: Rommecat, Rommecat, where fort art thouest Rommecat???
Rommecat: Here I am. Even though I am supposed hate you, a find a burning desire. Is it wrong to love!!!


Juliet: Taketh me to the parlor Rommecat! You nomenclature you...
Rommecat: Well, OK. Make sure my cousins are not looking. If loving you is wrong, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT! Booyhaaa


Jerk Guy Capulate: You werest in bedding with a Montegue. Surley you will live no longesteth. On gaurd.
Rommecat: Whatever .... AHHHH!!! I am stabbed (sigh)


Juliet: Mine love mine love, I cannot liveth without-eth you-eth. I shall drink poison from the death flask.
Rommecat: "Nothing"


Rommecat: I'm not dead .... I am alive! Ohh my goodness dear juliet .... WHY ..... WHYYY!!!!!!

Juliet: "Nothing"

Juliet: I dost thinketh thine death juice was kool aid from another jar... I am alive againest!
Rommecat: Hot Dog!!! Lets marry and get a cat. They are hiring at the orchard.

Thy Montague tale of unrequeted love ! "Oh, bloggy" ! Allest that endeth well is well indeed. Oh no...Timmy just fell down the well. Go for help Lassie.

The End

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Hollydale 911

Hollydale & Reno 911
With the law on my side, you might think I am always a sure fire winner, but danger lurks around each and every corner.


Deputy Travis Junior: Doctor Shoal ... can you save Speedcat from the bullet wound? (panic look)

Doctor Shoal: Well let me see here, sit still Speedy .... Uh, you are not required you to disrobe. I'm not sure why you're sitting here in your underwear.

Deputy S. Jones: Sheriff Speedcat was in his underwear when we all got here!

Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, what's the deal, Speedcat?

Sheriff Speedcat Hollydale: I don't feel the need to explain myself ... why are you idiots not concerned with the gaping hole in my leg from the gunshot (dammit!)

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Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I think you will live ... "Hollystreak". [as she eats from a Taco Bell bag]

Deputy S. Jones: Officers, there are still two armed men inside.

Deputy James Garcia: Don't we ALL have TWO ARMS ??? Man, what a dope.

Sheriff Speedcat Hollydale: Pass me some of those nachos, will ya??

Doctor Shoal: I'm Afraid NOT ... the Trans-fat will mess up your clotting. [hits Sheriff Hollydale in the gut]



For Your Hollydale 911 Public Safety Information of the Week, read the following fine post by Miss Moneypenny 008

Tongue Texting for Safe Driving?

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Yellow Shirt Golf NUT & Mellow Yellow Monday


. . . . . Welcome to Mellow Yellow Monday #22 with Drowsey Monkey!

yellow shirt golf nut a 1. Kenobiitti - Finland2. Judi, Wa, USA3. rosadimggio634. maryt/ theteach5. James, USA6. Gemma7. prkl, Finland8. Kathy, Oklahoma9. photo phase10. Carletta11. judi.. corrected12. http://smart-mommy.blogspot.com/2009/06/mellowyellow.html13. Martha - Menagerie14. Vicki ~ FL (USA)15. I Must Confess16. Dallas Daily17. Karen - Nevada, USA18. Smarties, Copenhagen19. rosadimaggio63- Italy20. Tink *~*~*21. Sunnymama22. Today's Blah...23. Sally In WA, USA24. kikamz, deutschland 25. Bobbie26. Twirland Taste27. Happily Retired Gal28. Annie29. Fhaye- Philippines30. sarah Parson31. Candy32. Pyzahn33. Speedy the CAT in Hollydale

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Alexander O'Neal - (What Can I Say) To Make You Love Me Music Monday

DOUBLE PARTICIPATION WORLD WIDE !!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jetson Speedcat flying over Chattahoochee ... Hollydale Golf Course Hollydale Golf Course Hollydale Golf Course Hollydale Golf CourseCity of Lights ... Melborne Australia Argentina Chile Chili bean hot sauce red hot burgundy pants cordoroy

LadyJava's LoungeBLACK GEAR TURNING speedyMusical Monday

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a 1. Lady Java Lounge (LJL)2. LLP3. Mariuca's Perfume Gallery4. Shemah MSE5. Xeph and Reema6. Joel (LAPP)7. http://linkbee.com/MMCloseUpSong8. bem69 (Kenny Rogers - Lady)9. Liza (ASL)10. http://linkbee.com/MMBrownEyes 11. Girls Are Made Of Sugar And Spice12. Maria13. Modern Mom14. Cafe Au Lait15. stanis16. Newz Around Us: Jai Ho Justice for the Slum Kids17. Pie18. Roxiticus Desperate Housewives19. Bay Head Blog20. Marites, Philippines 21. gorgeous nelly22. Lynn (*Lynn's Chic Spot*)23. Nyumix's Blog24. Joyoz Journal25. Nancy's Things I Heart26. Life Reflections27. Me And Craig28. You're next!

MUSICAL MONDAY: 1. Diane @ Good Mourning, Glory! 2. Jori 3. Thom 4. Speedy the CAT in Hollydale

Economic Tragedy of Epic Proportions in Hollydale Fueled by Speedcat's Ponzi Scheme

Friday, June 5, 2009

Painting A Church Joke

One day, a city decided to do a big restoration job on the painting of its Roman Catholic cathedral. Jack the painter put in a bid, and because his price was so low, he got the job.
And so he set to erecting the trestles and setting up the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with turpentine.
Well, Jack was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed when suddenly there was a clap of thunder, and the sky opened. The rain poured down, washing the thinned paint from all over the cathedral and knocking Jack clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by tell-tale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.
Jack was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got on his knees and cried: "Oh, God! Forgive me! What should I do?"
And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke... "Repaint! and thin no more!"

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Where is Speedy?

Busy Cat
Yes, I still go on line for a bit each night, but posting and especially commenting is a time consuming process. If you look at my sidebar there are over one hundred blogs linked, and it's pretty hard to get to all of them like I used too.
My work weeks are now 50 to 70 hours again, and my side business is booming. The math is simple there ... NO TIME. Quite a switch from this winter when I was really struggling.
I have to say, I miss talking with all of you and reading your posts on a regular basis. Over the past 3 years I have met so many terrific people. Call me crazy, but bloggers just seem more open and friendly than the average people I meet out on the street. I think it stems from the need to reach out and share thoughts, stories, humor, and even sadness. In any case, I am still here alive and well, just not as often.

While out and about, I do use my cell phone quite a bit to post photos here: View my photos
I also use mobile Twitter . I get direct messages there sent to my phone via SMS.

Happy Weekend from Eric, (That's me) :-)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

007 post from 008

Here is another re-run Post, cause that's all I have time for! Hello from SpeedyCat :)


Bond Logo 007 0007 Speedy Cat"Opening Theme Music"

Bond Martini SHAKEN and stirred too Just as stolen art, my canvass is painted on the run. The evil syndicate of Irish smugglers had used the Mona Lisa to purchase atomic weaponry. This is my story ... Bond, Speedcat Bond.

I ordered a grapefruit juice martini, and shook it.
My next step was to play poker against the Irish thugs, and crush them with my card playing debonair. Look out!!

Bond Casino guns and cards I played my cards, and bluffed every hand. Most thought I was an idiot. Then came my shining moment ... with a Royal Flush, I bet "Five Billion" dollars... and won. An attempt was made on my life. With my cat-like quickness, I dodged 8 bullets, and received only a rip in my tuxedo. The Irish made a break for it.


Bond Car gallery I followed them to the harbor, where the chase continued to Bond island .... off the coast of Argentina


Bond Island Fantasy island Charo
The suspects hid in the military - like facility that was inside tons of lava rock. The plan to dominate the world was falling to pieces, and the atomic bomb could not save them. I remained cool .... although it was hot, and I took off my shirt.

Bond Boat Jump world record After a massive covert swoop attack, I had recovered the Mona Lisa and the bomb - loaded up the boat and headed back to Hollydale.

This all could have been avoided if leap year was in 2009 .....


More theme music .... do doo do doooo do do doooo

click me!

Thanks kim!!
Please take a copy :-) / I will protect your blog too...