With the law on my side, you might think I am always a sure fire winner, but danger lurks around each and every corner.
Deputy Travis Junior: Doctor Shoal ... can you save Speedcat from the bullet wound? (panic look)
Doctor Shoal: Well let me see here, sit still Speedy .... Uh, you are not required you to disrobe. I'm not sure why you're sitting here in your underwear.
Deputy S. Jones: Sheriff Speedcat was in his underwear when we all got here!
Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, what's the deal, Speedcat?
Sheriff Speedcat Hollydale: I don't feel the need to explain myself ... why are you idiots not concerned with the gaping hole in my leg from the gunshot (dammit!)
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I think you will live ... "Hollystreak". [as she eats from a Taco Bell bag]Deputy S. Jones: Officers, there are still two armed men inside.
Deputy James Garcia: Don't we ALL have TWO ARMS ??? Man, what a dope.
Sheriff Speedcat Hollydale: Pass me some of those nachos, will ya??
Doctor Shoal: I'm Afraid NOT ... the Trans-fat will mess up your clotting. [hits Sheriff Hollydale in the gut]
For Your Hollydale 911 Public Safety Information of the Week, read the following fine post by Miss Moneypenny 008
Tongue Texting for Safe Driving?
