Uhura: Captain Speedcat, you need to finish your space walk. We have a code yellow condition entering the neutral zone.
Speedcat: Well, what a bunch of ****. I'll be in the decompression chamber in a few minutes. Make sure that crazy Borg-a-Troid isn't in there this time.
BIG Brain: I have a massive migraine!!Spock: Yes, I do too, but my logical mind does not care.
BIG Brain: We are sending you this message because it seems that an angry bottle of Space Budweiser is headed your way.
Spock: Interesting ... angry glass. I must assume that Scotty is to blame for this one.
BIG Brain: Negative. Seems that this bottle was ejected from a 20th century cruiser and travelled aimlessly across the universe. Other civilized aliens found pity on the bottle of Bud, and gave it super strength. It has plans to find the humans that abandoned it 700 years ago.
Spock: Interesting. Leave me alone now, there is a new transmission coming in from Commander Blalock.
Blalock: Isnaphser chhs chstes weeeeeelelelel coynervance moy moy chicka chicka zzzzooo bangk - zoooooo bangk. Memo meme menozilgater .... Vohhy!!! Vohhy!!!!!!!Spock: Interesting
Uhura: Were is Captain Speedcat? The Budweiser bottle is poised to attack.Captain Speedcat: Relax .... I'm here now. Divert all power to the photon torpedoes. Well, most of it anyway. I have a burrito in the microwave. Fire on my command .... (5 second pause for theatrical affect) .... FIRE!!!!!
Captain Speedcat: Boooyhaa
Speedcat's Twin Brother Commander Bond: Brother, are you alright? The prompt cyberport alert was sounded here. Something about a renegade beer bottle.
Commander Speedcat: Yah ... we blew that ****** out of the sky. Darn thing ruined my dinner .... ohh my burrito! Talk to you later.
Spock: Well done Captain. Someday I will try and understand why you have emotional outbursts during offensive maneuvers ....
Bones: I just wish I had a beer to celebrate!
Uhura: I do too captain.
Captain Speedcat: Well, lets all head over to the "holla-deck", and have the computer simulate a 1980's dance club!
Bones: Alright!!
Spock: Interesting .....
