As most of you know, I am a contestant on Dancing with the Stars this season. Things are going great, except for that stupid Warren Sapp. This guy is really pissing me off ... after an altercation in the backstage green room, he filed a restraining order against me. Now, I have to wait across the street until my performance time slot.
The show is down to 4 couples, including me and my new squeeze, Kym Johnson. She has really taught me some great moves, and I had no idea that my aging body could even be contorted in such pretzel like ways. Vegas odds-makers have me at 10 to 1 , and my entire family has bet their life savings. I have my fingers crossed! Uncle Vinny said I win, or I will be with the fishes. "I do not even have an aquarium" ... so this confuses me.
Make sure and tune in ... you can vote for Speedcat and Kym by texting { w-i-n-c-a-t } to #40707
