Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Monster jokes

How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away the W!

What is a ghoul's favourite ride at the amusement park?
The Roller-Ghoster!

Where is Dracula's office located in New York City?
The Vampire State Building!

Why can't the invisible student pass school?
The teacher always marked him absent!

What is a ghost's favourite bed-time story?
"Little Boo Peep"!

What does a ghost do when he gets into a car?
He puts his sheet-belt on!

Why do skeletons play the piano in church?
Because they have no organs!

Which bear goes around scaring other animals?
Winnie the Boo!

Why did the skeleton run up the tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!