What does King Arthur and Sir Lancelot watch at 6 o'clock every day?
"The Knightly News".
What does king Arthur use to play golf?
Knight clubs.
Which cat discovered America?
Christopurr Columbus.
Which foundation did Butch Cassidy and Billy the Kid belong to?
The WWF (World Rustling Federation).
Why is it so wet in England?
Because kings and queens have always reigned there.
Which US president had a hard shell?
Abraclam Lincoln.
