Showing posts with label Sherlock Holmes Movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sherlock Holmes Movie. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Sherlock Holmes Movie

Sherlock Holmes Movie
Sherlock Holmesdales: I love this film

Watson: Talking to yourself again I see ...

Sherlock Holmesdales: On the contrary dear Watson, I am merely making a conclusive deduction from ( Watson interrupts )

Watson: The only evidence points to the fact that you need to get out of this blog

Sherlock Holmesdales: But if I am not tending to the source codes, the Scotland Yard will fill with weeds, likely the creeping charley, no doubt

Watson: ??????

Sherlock Holmesdales: I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion ... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die

Watson: Wrong movie, are you mixing elixirs to test on the dog, then consuming them yourself?

Sherlock Holmesdales: On the contrary ( I love that word ) ... I am solving the greatest hoax the world has ever seen. It is a trick based on fear, and Bundt Cakes.

Watson: I do in fact enjoy a good Bunt Cake, my mother had this pan, and it was shaped as a donut, or as grandmama said, "doughnut".

Sherlock Holmesdales: You are an idiot. Indeed the cake is good, but only in temptative form. The equation is solved by clues.

chocolate bundt cake round panWatson: My favorite is the chocolate one with coconut in the middle and white icing ....

Sherlock Holmesdales: Lord Blackwood is not dead, but attempting world takeover. His biggest mistake was leaving residue in the bathwater of his father.

Watson: I always have mine in a BIG bowl, and add some vanilla bean frozen confectionery.

Sherlock Holmesdales: [ smacks Watson with cane ]

Mary Morstan: Ohh Holmesdales, you cannot trust me, yet I have a compulsion to french with your Divine tongue

Watson: This blog sure has the word "frenching in it quite often"

Sherlock Holmesdales: I find it intriguing, and humorous, and somewhat hot.

Mary Morstan: I am the one who uttered the word! Are we going to or not?

Sherlock Holmesdales: Utter not today what you can utter tomorrow in the fields of utter ... ness. And OK ... I need you to remain calm and trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release.

Watson: I am getting married. See you in the sequins

Sherlock Holmesdales: Obviously you have uttered the wrong word. Sequel is the proper term

Watson: Contrary ... I am going to marry Cher this time. Madonna was a freak



Cher half naked with sequins