Three's Company when wearing Cardboard Pants

Chrissy: Ohhh Speedcat .... you cannot run around wearing a box! (snort)

Speedy Tripper: : I am doing my best here, times are tough you know

Janet: If you need to borrow some money, Chrissy's father might be able to help

Speedy Tripper: Nawwwwww ... Obama's stimulus will be stimulating me soon!

Chrissy: Looks like you are stimulated already (snort-snort)

Janet: Speedcat !!!!!!!!!

Speedy Tripper: Well, what do you expect living with two women?

Mr Furley: I came over to get the rent ......... SPEEDCAT ! What in the world is wrong with you? You are a real nut, you know that???

Speedy Tripper: Yes, I am getting there, that's for sure

Janet: Chrissy and I have our share of the rent ... but Speedy is a little short

Chrissy: (snort)

Mr Furley: Well, you know I would like to help, but my uncle Bart is a real jack *** !

Mr Furley .... and PUT SOME CLOTHES ON !!!!!!!!!!!!! (shakes head and walks out)

Speedy Tripper: Well, I'm going down to the boardwalk - ZUNE is going to pay me a dollar for each hour I am in public wearing this box

Chrissy: Better get some suspenders in case your stimulus does not hold up (snort snort snort)




EPILOGUE: Speedy Tripper was arrested and released on a 1000 bail, but at least did not use any pop up ads like Netflicks