Footy Jokes Part 1: WA football

Which Fremantle Dockers player loves honey and stings when you attack him? Paul Haslebee! (Hasleby)

Which Fremantle Dockers player drives a tractor? Jeff Farmer!

Which Fremantle Dockers player beats eggs and whips cream?
Troy Cook!

Which Fremantle Dockers player laughs a lot?
Robert Ha Ha Ha-drill! (Haddrill)

Which Fremantle Dockers players can you drive? Matthew and Josh Carr!

What do you call a pig who used to play footy for the Fremantle Dockers?
Shane Porker! (Parker)

What is the favourite dessert of Fremantle Dockers captain Matthew Pavlich?
Pav-lovas!

Which West Coast Eagles player can you break easily?
Darren Glass!

Which West Coast Eagles player can you sit on? Chad Fletchair! (Fletcher)

Which West Coast Eagles player carries a gun with him wherever he goes?
Adam Hunter!

Which West Coast Eagles player stings when you attack him? Tyson Stinglein! (Stenglein)

Which West Coast Eagles player loves honey and stings when you attack him? Mark Seabee! (Seaby)

A West Coast Eagles fan is on his way to attend the Western Derby against the Dockers at Subiaco Oval. He was so happy, but when he got to the stadium and found his seat he was somewhat disappointed. His ticket was for the last row, and it was WAY up on the stadium’s 3-tier stand. He couldn't see the game, so he began looking around.Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat in the block near the Dockers’ interchange bench. Thinking to himself, "what a waste", he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man, wearing a Dockers jumper, sitting next to it "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Dockers fan. We’ve been attending every Dockers home match since the club was founded in 1995." The other man replied, “I’m so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?" The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."