Wake up all kreekie and stiff? Looking to be more rubbery?
Doctor Shoal has a new combination formula system to s-t-r-e-t-c-h your horizons. Now you to can make double jointed people look like a piece of heat treated lumber!
The key is in the Glucosamine / Band symbiosis parabola.
Here at the Hollydale Clinic and Research Facility in Hollydale City, we have tapped into the wonder percentages with our Jointahmoyntee technologies. For ONLY 49.99 you can B A N D your way to super human elasticity ratios. Sound to good to be true? Think again ... then once more. To be Frank, the system is the best in the World, and the entire UNIVERSE! ( please don't call me Frank )
Imagine the shock on friends and family member faces when you perform freak show like stunts in their own homes. I'll bet you even take home a tip or two.
The unbelievable picture (left) is an actual testimony to the raw power of the Doctor Shoals Super Rubber Boy System 5000.No camera tricks here! .... just good old fashioned Hollydale "know how"
EXPECT THESE GREAT THINGS
Superhuman Agility: Agility, balance, and bodily coordination are exponentially multiplied
Superhuman Reflexes: Natural reaction time and reflexes are enhanced to levels beyond the human body's natural limits.
Superhuman Flexibility: Realize a new day with a body that's extraordinarily limber, including tendons and connective tissues twice as flexible as the average human being. Yes, even true despite the augmented musculature and its enhanced strength.
Some even claim it gets them lots of dates with carnival professionals, and who does not dream of that ?
ORDER NOW!!! .... 1-800-DOC-SHOAL / have pay pal account on hand for quick processing
