UPDATE: News just in @ 2100 hrs .... Robert has been hit! It seems that "one" donut has reached the desired target. NORAD has concluded that the second donut has trailed off course due to a jelly leak, and landed somewhere in zone #11. More information as to the crash site where-abouts coming in minutes .....
UPDATE 2 : Touchdown in California! New footage from Wendy Winderella's garden has just been obtained. Damage was very minimal, as she was outside "getting some sun" as the donut approached. With no lunch yet, she caught the pastry in her mouth .... then ate it. Wendy was quoted as saying, "I think all of the rainbow sprinkles fell off in sub-space .... I was very disappointed!" ~ Neighbors claim she was gardening "Nekkid" although this has not been confirmed.
** Note ... NO bras were harmed during the filming of this post. Special thanks to Olga the Traveling Bra ! {Tim Horton is a spy}
OTHER NEWS SOURCES REPORTING ON THIS INCiDENT
1. Canadian Caffeine Casualties of Operation Slingshot WMD (MoneyPenny Press)
2. Stretched to the LIMIT in Hollydale (Traveling Bra Times)
3. Help Speedcat! Send Ransom! (Intrepid Interrogator)
4. Weapon of Massive (Mammary) Destruction? Or Manna from Heaven? (The Wendster Weekly)
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