Friday, April 30, 2010

Frog Bogs

From Drop Box


Just another quick post tonight before bed ... I took this on my nightly trail walk with my dog after work. A storm had just passed, and the sun popped out to light up this small marsh perfectly. Amazingly, it is right across the street from where I live. No matter how tired I am, this is my favorite time of the day. We never miss it, unless it's dark already.


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THE FRIDAY FUNHOUSE

THE FRIDAY FUNHOUSE
Video of the Week:

I don't know what to make of this demonic Singing Trout.



Things I Would Buy If Only I Could Afford Them

This is a really cool #2 Mann fly rod spinner.


An Ed. K. Tryon Kingfisherminnow in the box? A world-class find.


Wow. A super, super rare original 1890 Abbey & Imbrie catalog.


Huh? A bottle of O.C. Tuttle Devil Bug purple dye?


This is a nifty South Bend Zane Grey teaser.


A Helin Tackle Co. gaff in the box is a rare find.


This is a very cool bottle of Barracuda brand spar varnish.



This Walden Brass Airplane Jig is a very attractive bait.


The Seamaster is a superb spinning reel.


A Fin-Nor Tycoon #3 Gar Wood in the box is an equally impressive spinning reel.


Holy Schnikeys! This Pflueger 4 Bros metalized minnow is a super bait.


I'm always somewhat in awe of these Heddon Magnum Torpedos and their rabid, rabid fans.


A Vince Cummings glass rod is a superb casting instrument.


I've always felt Gene Edwards fly rods are very underrated.


Instant Collection Alert: Talbots.


This is just a beautiful Heddon Coast Minnow.


This is a pristine South Bend Bass-Oreno in Dace.


A Creek Chub Wiggler in the intro box is a great find.


These Paw Paw Indian Sign fly rod lures in boxes have become blazing hot of late.


The Bentley of fly rod lures: the Charles Kellman minnow.



As always, have a great weekend, and be good to each other and yourself.

-- Dr. Todd

Thursday, April 29, 2010

The Nun and the Taxi Driver

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and after 5 minutes, the cabbie says,
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says "OK, pull into the next car park."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married with children and I'm Anglican."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Michael and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

Thursday Review: Christopher Camuto's A Fly Fisherman's Blue Ridge

Thursday Review: Christopher Camuto's A Fly Fisherman's Blue Ridge

Sometimes you read a book and never think about it again. It's not that you didn't enjoy it, or that it had no value, but for whatever reason it did not speak to you. I have shelves of books I have read and about the only thing I can recall about them is yes, I remember reading this book. Very little or nothing stuck with me. By the way, many of these unremarkable books, for lack of a better name, were academic history works. Sadly, it's one of the burdens of the trade.

Then there are those books that stay with you in tangible ways. Such was the impact of Chris Camuto's elegant A Fly Fisherman's Blue Ridge (University of Georgia Press, 1990--Reprint edition 2001), a wonderful love letter to those out-of-the-way backwoods creeks and streams that seem to never be far away. The book celebrates its twentieth anniversary this year.


I distinctly recall the exact moment I purchased this book in 1994 (it was a lucky day, as I bought it at the same time as Clive Gammons' wonderful I Know A Good Place--I should always be so lucky). Gammons transported me to places I'd never been, such as the Falkland Islands, and made them seem like home. Camuto, on the other hand, seemed to be writing about my own back yard. Both of these writers share the trait of being fine travel writers as well as angling scribes. As someone who wrote a 1326 page dissertation on the Victorian travel writer, I can say without hesitation I can differentiate good travel writing from bad, and Gammons and Camuto both are accomplished in the art of crafting a travel narrative.

Camuto's book sang to me as a budding young graduate student (as was Camuto when he wrote it). For those unfamiliar with it, it is part environmental study, part crackling good fishing yarn, and part literary excursion. It was in every sense of the term "pleasurable instruction," as it has something to say and to teach on nearly every page.

Part of why I loved this book--and recently fell in love again with the paperback reprint from the classy University of Georgia press--is because of the chapter titles. I know, it is a weird reason to love any book, but I've always spent an inordinate amount of time crafting titles to articles, chapters, and books, and recognize a great title when I see one. For Camuto, we are given "The Trout in the Mountains" and "Autumn Brown on the Rose." Who wouldn't want to dive into such literary waters?

Of course there is much else to love about the book. The vignettes of history, for example, interspersed as they are between wild trout rarely weigh down the discourse, as they are very capable of doing. But like an expensive restaurant with wonderful decor, ambiance, and a killer wine list, if the food is unpalatable it is nothing more than dreck--beautiful dreck, perhaps, served on oblong china, but pablum nonetheless. Fortunately for us Camuto is a fine writer. Take for example this descriptive passage:

Those brooks, in which wild trout still rise to mayflies in the spring, remain. If eastern buffalo and elk and cougar are gone along with the big trees, Salvelinus fontinalis still holds in cold currents near the crest of the Blue Ridge, an Ice Age relic, the shy shadow of one hundred million years. Like the spruce and fir that spread south during the long Pleistocene winter when the great ice advanced, the brook trout is a vivid boreal presence in the Blue Ridge, a gift of deep time.

I almost feel guilty excerpting passages like this as it robs you of the warm feeling you get when you discover it on your own. But trust me when I say there are enough pretty passages akin to this to keep you turning the pages, hungry for more.

A Fly Fisherman's Blue Ridge is the kind of book that isn't published nearly enough. It's the type of book where an author is not beholden to an assigned theme, but is given the freedom (and support) to follow the fish wherever it may lead. You'll join Camuto as he meets a bear, watches the wildness fade from a big brown as he carries it from the stream to the car, and greets and bids farewell to the year. You'll find him meandering through the Shenandoah Valley, on the North Fork of the Moormans, and on the campus of the University of Virginia. But wherever Camuto goes, both figuratively and literally, you'll want to join him for the whole journey.

For those who've read A Fly Fisherman's Blue Ridge, crack it open again and re-familiarize yourself with a modern classic. For those who haven't, I envy you as you get to experience it for the first time.

It's a book that will stay with you long after you've turned the final, satisfying page.

-- Dr. Todd

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Woman Warrior 3

I am amazed at how similar Koreans are to Chinese. When I moved to America, I was terrible at English; my English competency score was that of a second grader. I had a rough time learning English from scratch. As I read the part about Brave Orchid cutting Kingston's frenum, I remembered my conversation with my dad. He had heard that many Koreans have cut the baby's frenum so that the baby "would not be tongue-tied" (164). Supposedly, cutting the frenum helps the baby "speak languages that are completely different from one another" (164). My dad asked me if I wanted to cut mine, which would help me pronounce English words better. Of course, I refused.

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There is no way I can possibly endure the pain!

It appears that Kingston had a terrible time adjusting to the life in China even though she moved when she was very young. Just like her, I too had "a terrible time talking" (165). Kingston decided to become silent. I, however, tried a different approach. I talked. I talked, and talked, and talked even though no one could understand me. I tried my best to learn English and communicate. In about a year, I could talk rather freely (with an accent though). Even today, I have trouble pronouncing some words, and sometimes I dislike talking in front of people (especially reading). Yet I talk and TALK to my friends to work on my pronunciation. I may be "tongue-tied," but I am trying my best to adjust even with this "disability."

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Conversations helped me learn English

I felt like Moon Orchid's husband when I moved to America. Unlike Kingston who felt like she did not fit in, I felt like I had finally found where I belong. Honestly, just like Moon Orchid's husband, I felt, "as if I had turned into a different person. The new life around me was so complete" (154). In fact, I know I changed. In Korea, I was timid, quiet, chubby little kid who never spoke up in class. I liked to read by myself in class and play games on my computer on my free time. I was often sick and did not like physical activity. When I moved, I changed. I became outgoing, active, and LOUD. I loved talking to people and mingling with my friends. For the first time in my life, I learned to play sports, and surprisingly I wasn't half bad! Just about everything changed in me. Although I know Korea is where I am from, memories from Korea became something like a fairytale; Korea became a place "in a book I had read a long time ago" (154).

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South Korea had become somewhere I can only find on maps (or news)

Farting Post with Wide Template

From Drop Box


So I bought a new computer and a 25" wide screen monitor. My blog looked small, so I made it BIGGER ! Trying out some el largerinos photo images to see how they handle. Testing testing 1 2 3 .....

April 28th Full Pink Moon 8:18 am


picture and haiku click

Pike Fishing with the Fly Rod by Jeff Hatton

My friend Jeff Hatton sent me this pic of a massive northern he caught in Colorado on one of his own hand-made bamboo fly rods -- a two weight. The dimensions of this she beast were 38.5," and 20 pounds. Here's the Gnome's commentary:



Pike Fishing with the Fly Rod



by Jeff Hatton





4 hours of casting practice with the SCOTT 802 2wt 8pound test leader with a 20# hard mono shock tippet and a hackle tailed whistlers bugger in chartreuse and red and purple. First time I have had to pump a fish up off the bottom in 20' plus of water after hooking it in only about 2' of depth righ up on the bank.



Just entering post spawn and the pike fishing will get better. I am after a 48" + on the 2 wt!!!! have many at 36" to 40" and 4 in the 41" to 44" range. Have not got one yet that is over half the length of the rod but she is in there!!!

 

I saw Her yesterday and she dwarfed this fish. At least a foot longer if not more and an incredibly deep fish as well. Not sure how I would handle one that big? I do not like gaffs or priest but I might wop one if it was over 4'!!!!!

   

This fish was very heavy and deep and wide and was hard to handle. Only three small cuts on the left thumb and I did not bleed too much.

 

Needed the break!!! And dinner last night was the classic Sasketchewan Lobster, Awesome!!!!!! Tempura batter and deep fried and she did taste like a really fine prawn!!!!




For those who'd like some video tutorial, here's a nifty video of Gnome landing a (slightly) smaller one on the same fly rod:









Very cool fish, Jeff! Many thanks for sharing...



-- Dr. Todd

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Voices from the Past: Ray Bergman (1927)


Voices from the Past: Ray Bergman (1927)

One of my all-time favorite fishing writers was Ray Bergman, author of numerous best-selling fishing books including Trout and Just Fishing and for many years the fishing editor of Outdoor Life magazine, back when the journal was a leading light in the outdoor world. Born in 1891, he spent much of his life in Nyack, New York--home to the artists Edward Hopper and Mel Graff (a friend of Ray's) as well as Hollywood silver screen legend Helen Hayes. Bergman ran a sporting goods store there in the 1910s and sold flies, snells, hooks, and line grease under the Bergman name. When his store went under in 1921 he went to work for the famed tackle house of William Mills & Son in New York City, where for the first time he had the freedom to concentrate on writing, first for Forest & Stream and later for just about every fishing and hunting journal in America.


In 1921 Bergman was advertising in the want ad section of Hunter-Trader-Trapper magazine.

What is often lost is that Ray penned a number of smaller newspaper articles for local papers. Take for example the following short piece from Pennsylvania's Huntingdon Daily News of October 29th, 1927. In just three paragraphs, Bergman prepares the reader for fly fishing for bass. It's a neat early example from a great writer.


A nifty photo of Ray at the vise circa 1940.

Suggestions for Bass Baits

by Ray Bergman

For feather minnows I would suggest the White and Red Brown, Silver and Yellow, Red and Yellow and Orange and Black. As these lures are floaters it is well to grease the line when using them. I have given the colors in a general way, but they may be combined with other shades.

Bass bugs may be bought with the same general color combinations, with the addition of the Cahill pattern which I have often found exceptionally good. It is also a good plan to buy both bugs and minnows in trout size as many times the bass will refuse the larger ones and take the smaller size.

I have always had good luck with very small spinners in connection with a No. 6 bucktail fly. It is amazing what large bass I have taken with this lure, especially when fishing for small mouth in running water. For this reason I would include in my spinning assortmenbt some gold and nickel spinners with a half inch blade. For the next size spinner, use the No. 4 fly and so graduate the assortment until an inch and three-quarter blade is reached which will balance nicely with a large, heavy tied 1-0 fly. While it is not necessary to have the tandem spinner (two connected) still it is always good to have one or two in the tackle box, as there are times when they are most effective.


-- Dr. Todd

Monday, April 26, 2010

News of the Week: 26 April 2010




Hey! Follow all of the posts, breaking news, and assorted fun links on our Whitefishpress Twitter account!

An Oklahoma City hatchery threatens to close its doors...Shorty Gunther gets profiled...talkin' fishing rods...what's better than fishing with friends?...a new book Blood Knots gets reviewed...Etowah is an angler's paradise...fishing is about being ready...Wisconsin is considering banning lead tackle...ESPN's ombudsman takes on the Interocean Task Force debate...sturgeon make a comeback...stripers on the brain...Sky Sports to air more angling shows...no more secret fishing spots...the art of making your own lures...it must be THE NEWS OF THE WEEK!

The Big Lead: Oklahoma City Fishing hatchery may close its door.


Newport Beach legend Shorty Gunther gets profiled.

Your big catch photo of the week.

Just talking 'bout fishin' rods.

Is there anything better than fishing with friends?

A review of the new book Blood Knots: On Fathers, Friendship & Fishing.

Why Etowah is becoming an angler's paradise.


Local writer catches 10 pound bass.

Fishing is about being ready.

Wisconsin is considering a ban on lead tackle (video news).

ESPN Ombudsman Don Ohlmeyer lucidly discusses ESPN's fishing controversy over coverage of the Interocean Task Force.

Sturgeon are making a stirring comeback...



One man has stripers on the brain.


Britain's Sky Sports to televise more fishing in the coming year.


Why there is no such thing as a secret spot for fishing anymore.

One outdoor writer gets sentimental...

Illinois angler lands monster 92-pound blue catfish.


A fishing rod addiction.

Why you should go camo for better trout.

Finishing With a Flourish: The art and craft of making your own lures.



-- Dr. Todd

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Woman Warrior 2

"Shaman" and "At The Western Palace" show the effects of immigrations. Brave Orchid and Moon Orchid are great examples of immigrants who have failed to adjust to the American life and are miserable, whereas Brave Orchid's children and Moon's husband are examples of immigrants who adjusted well and enjoys the freedom in America.

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The transition is not so easy

I can understand what Brave Orchid is going through because my mother is a lot like Brave Orchid. I can understand why Brave Orchid misses China and never gets used to America even though she has lived in California for thirty years. She sees China as her native home and as somewhere she'll eventually--or hopefully--return. Furthermore, Orchid never quite figured out English, which makes her feel like an outcast: "[Brave Orchid] could never learn English" (149). She believes everything was better, slower, and different back in China. It is common sense that time is same everywhere on this planet, but Brave Orchid feels as if "time was different in China" (106). Since they have lived in America for such a long time, it is obvious that they are not returning home. Yet, Brave Orchid tells Kingston that "[Orchids] are not going back to China for sure now" (106), a phrase Brave Orchid constantly repeated since 1949. Brave Orchid says that they have gotten rid of the land they had in China and can no longer return: "We have no more China to go home to" (106). I imagine that she knew that they would never return; I bet having land in China made her feel like she always had a choice to go home when she wished, and she could play with the idea of returning in her head.

Brave Orchid thinks time flies in America

"At the Western Palace" was like a part of a Korean soap opera. I think Brave Orchid watched too many Asian dramas, or maybe she read too many novels. Brave Orchid is a strong Chinese woman who is also disillusioned by her "Chinese standards." Even Moon Orchid is doubtful of Brave's logic. Even after thirty years in America, Brave doesn't see how America works. Brave believes that Moon can just march into her husband's house and take away the sons from his current husband: "The children will go to their true mother--you" (125). Moon challenges this idea, "Don't you think [the sons] will be loyal to her, since she gave birth to them?" (125). When you think about it, Moon is right. Brave's logic is flawed in Chinese culture as well. No son will forsake his biological mother for another woman just because she is the "first wife." The conversation between Moon and Brave is ridiculous and even hysterical.

How could Brave possibly believe that sons will switch moms
just because one is the legitimate first wife?

"At the Western Palace" is full of ironies. Brave Orchid wants Moon to reclaim what is rightfully hers. Moon is reluctant and doesn't know why she should: "But he gives us everything anyway. What more do I have to ask for? If i see him face to face, what is there to say?" (126). These are the exact questions that arise when Moon meets her husband. When he asks, "What are you doing here?" (152), Moon cannot answer because she honestly doesn't know what she wants from him. The shock from this encounter with her husband drives Moon Orchid insane. I thought Brave Orchid's comment to her son, "You'll ruin your aunt's life if you don't. You can't understand business begun in China" (151), was really ironic because he ended up ruining his aunt's life by doing what Brave Orchid told him to do. And he apparently knew how things work in the world better than she did.

It's really sad that Moon Orchid ended up in one of these insane asylums

1000 Words

1000 Words

Jim Schottenham has opened up his vault and graciously allowed us to view some of his unbelievable early fishing tin type photos over the next couple of months. We begin with this wonderful tintype:



-- Dr. Todd

Saturday, April 24, 2010

My Milk Duds Seem so Far Away

far away milk duds in space candy


Saturday

... all my milk duds seem so far away
I sent a secret message anyway
oh i believe
in milky ways

where did the milk duds go?
I don't know
they wouldn't say
I said - something wrong
Now I work
On Saturday ay ay aye


Written by "Deana" on My FB Wall while working Saturday



milk duds boob candy box"Oh where Oh where have my Milk Duds gone
Oh where Oh where can they be
They got lost with my luggage
On the Dinner plane flight
And ended up alone
In the Poughkeepsie baggage claim

sung in the key of g"


Written by "Robert" on my FB Wall




I searched the world over and thought I found Milk Duds, But you found them faster and--gulp!--they was gone.


Written By "DCR" in comments

Deconstructing Old Ads with Bill Sonnett



The 1903 Harkauf Minnow


 
The first time I saw this ad was looking through a April 1903 copy of Outdoor Life magazine while at Warren Platt's house. I was struck immediately with the fact that Heddon was still laboring with the ungainly Dowagiac Underwater in the spring of 1903 and here was this beautiful, small wooden minnow being offered by Harry Kauffman & Co in Philadelphia ( not exactly in the middle of "plug alley"). It has a unique three-bladed spinner on the front and the earlier versions have painted eyes. When I see a minnow from this early date that is this small (most are under 3 inches in length) I ask myself what kind of tackle was available to cast such a light bait. I'm sure most were used as trolling baits. It is also the only early minnow I can recall being touted as good for perch!

-- Bill Sonnett