Me and my trusty guard dog Mardy spend a few days venturing around the Northland recently. What exactly is the Northland? Well, it is the area North of Hollydale and South of Canada ... and Drowsey Monkey. Here you will find a land rich in historical markers, pines, and lakes galore. On our journey we stopped to see the famed World Record Walleye caught by
Paul Bunyan in 1892 on Rush Lake. He used a 62 foot White Pine and a three ton loggers wench ... (ooops) I mean "winch" to make his own custom fishing rod.We both marked our territory by peeing on a few things. The park ranger said this was "frowned upon", yet we laughed hysterically. Yes, dogs can laugh, just tell one a good joke about cats or rabbits.
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Only one in two high school grads read while in the bathroom, and 56 percent of those with college degrees do
Fifty four percent fold their toilet tissue neatly ... while 35 percent wad it into a ball before using it
Seven percent steal rolls of toilet paper (from hotels/motels)
More than sixty percent prefer that their toilet paper roll over the top, twenty nine percent from the bottom. The rest don't care
10% of users prefer "rich people" TP with lotions and fragrance
If you stretched out and connected all the toilet paper used in the world, it would reach to Uranus
Most TP is made from trees, but some is made from goat hairs
Politicians wipe with real money for shit paperRemember Casper the friendly ghost? ... he had invisible toilet paper
If you count the sheets in a 1000 sheet roll, there will be 973 sheets
Toilet paper is GREAT for making paper mache` balloon things
"Scott" Toydee Paper is owned by Natalie Gulbis
