The Pros and Cons of Organic Farming are simple. Organic is more expensive, and non organic will make you grow boobs and goiters. Did you know that most of what you eat now is a new hybrid ... resistant to non selective herbicide? Well, I plan to change this equation until some MON` Santo's lawyer comes to my farm and destroys my family.
MY PLAN is simple. I feed my chickens 3 cans of Hormel Chili ( and me too ) before going out into the field, then the turd and lay eggs everywhere as we work together in natures harmony. We also sing old chicken songs like " Bawk Bawk BRAAAgAWWWK". Right now we are planting Winter Wheat and cotton. Funny how your underwear is made from a plant! Next spring the arugula & gummy bears will be the crop of choice. I think you can get gummy bear underwear too ... hopefully that will raise revenues here at the Hollydale Ranch. If all goes well, I will be taking applications for a new wife. I will provide a happy (and healthy) life and lots of goodie luvins , if you wash the grundies
... please link or copy this post so I do not spend the rest of my life talking to my dog
