While on holidays in America, a Chinese man walked into a bar late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a smack on the face and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, and my grandfather was killed! Now, get out of here!"
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese!"
"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a smack on the face and says, "You sank the Titanic; my ancestors were on that ship!"
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was an iceberg that sank the ship,not me!"
The Chinese replies, "Yeah yeah yeah... Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same!"
(This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in England.)
